Ascendancy8: "Listen here you little shit"

"I can't, I literally have no ears" - 11 pts, 4 vts

JustAnotherPerson1: "You gotta keep your head in the game, try again" - 4 pts, 3 vts

KoL Miners Daughter: "We got to stop losing our heads over things!" - 15 pts

Tomas the Rouge: Dude, where's your head? - 4 pts, 2 vts

Joker: i told you i am not down for head games. - 3 pts, 2 vts

thecatlady: Dude, no too much stubble. We need you cleanshaven for phototaking day! - 0 pts

troubletop: proof that you can mansplain without a good head your shoulders, or any head at all - 5 pts

Dyne The Dying: Making a point and coming out ahead, just in the neck of time. - 2 pts

Dasilareina: "youre completely thoughtless!" - 3 pts, 3 vts

kailla: "i think nostrils are usually about this far apart" - 8 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: im sorry but im leaving you for a girl with a good head on her shoulders - 11 pts, 7 vts

	2		3			3	3						11
						2	1			1			4
1	3			3	3			2		3			15
					1				3				4
			2					1					3
													0
3		2											5
										2			2
		1		1					1				3
		3					2	3					8
2	1		1	2	2	1			2				11

(Original, edited by Dragon)

Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "Pen, do you have a fetish on headless men, or do you just hate heads? This is an entry, and a concerned question at the same time! Wowie!"  - 4 pts, 1 3
Llamasoup: The girls have been swooning over him since that nearly fatal squid monster encounter - 11 pts
JAD: All this diet and exercise and I still can't get "ahead" in life... - 14 pts
heroic Kol player: this is what happens when the plastic mannequins are on break - 2 pts, 1 vt
Making Poutine Everyday: Be careful, that necklace can slip off very easily. No sudden movements, jumping, dancing, lying down, etc. - 10 pts

Meh657: Headless person does not bleed - 0 pts
Lord President: "When a person sends more than one entry" - 7 pts
Zammorak: Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and took my whole head off! - 4 pts, 0 3's
JustAnotherPerson1: "don't look! He's missing his head!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

	3			1						4
2		1	3	2		3				11
1			2	3	3	1	3	1		14
								2		2
	1	3	1		2			3		10
										0
3	2						2			7
		2				2				4
					1		1			2

(Source. Edited by Zach)

Katarn: "Look forward to Waluigi wearing the Super Crown next" - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: Pewds is better than T-series - 3 pts, 2 vts bitch lasagna
NEWPlayEr164: gIvE Me 1 MiLLiON $$$ oR yOu wiLL nEvEr seE yoUR nInTeNDo SwITcH evER aGaiN - 5 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: "World Recod Holder for Koopa Trooper shaped sex toys since 1983!" - 3 pts, 1 vt
JustAnotherPerson1: Don't mind them, its just one of our little games - 9 pts, 4 vts, 1 3
Zecho: Hi! I have captured Mario and Luigi, if you want them back, I demand a Mr Acessory! - 9 pts, 5 vts
gANeLoN: Every toy behind me is a trophy I took from a childs room. - 11 pts
jojobo: Ninter is Coming! - 0 pts
Green Guard: Can you Nintendon't - 9 pts, 4 vts, 2 3's 
LowRez: "No longer a Hair Club client" - 2 pts
PsyMar: All your castle are belong to Bowser! - 8 pts what you say!

	3		1							3			7
				2					1				3
							2		2	1			5
		3											3
3			2					2		2			9
	1			1			3	1	3				9
2	2	2	3		1		1						11
													0
1				3	2	3							9
						2							2
		1			3	1		3					8