Ascendancy8: "Listen here you little shit"

"I can't, I literally have no ears" - 11 pts, 4 vts

JustAnotherPerson1: "You gotta keep your head in the game, try again" - 4 pts, 3 vts

KoL Miners Daughter: "We got to stop losing our heads over things!" - 15 pts

Tomas the Rouge: Dude, where's your head? - 4 pts, 2 vts

Joker: i told you i am not down for head games. - 3 pts, 2 vts

thecatlady: Dude, no too much stubble. We need you cleanshaven for phototaking day! - 0 pts

troubletop: proof that you can mansplain without a good head your shoulders, or any head at all - 5 pts

Dyne The Dying: Making a point and coming out ahead, just in the neck of time. - 2 pts

Dasilareina: "youre completely thoughtless!" - 3 pts, 3 vts

kailla: "i think nostrils are usually about this far apart" - 8 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: im sorry but im leaving you for a girl with a good head on her shoulders - 11 pts, 7 vts

	2		3			3	3						11
						2	1			1			4
1	3			3	3			2		3			15
					1				3				4
			2					1					3
													0
3		2											5
										2			2
		1		1					1				3
		3					2	3					8
2	1		1	2	2	1			2				11

(Original, edited by Dragon)

Zecho: Excuse me Mr. Curtain, get off my stage. - 9 pts

heroic Kol player: when you cover up your flaws but know that it doesn't matter - 5 pts
MatrixM: "When she keeps your last shirt" - 10 pts
IMTEHWALRUS: When the carpet matches the drapes - 5 pts
Zammorak: When the hot water shuts off mid-shower. - 7 pts
lol mark: the curtain wasn't enough... -1 pt
shkspr: "If I can't find a shirt for my Halftime gig, it's CURTAINS for me" -14 pts
thecatlady: My teenaged daughter screched and tore down the curtains to make matching shirts for herself and the family dog - 6 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: The curtains open, revealing... my mom! XD - 0 pts
gigiGhost: Ah yes - that's better - now Chris is all mine. - 3 pts

		3		1	3		1		1	9
1			2			2				5
	3		1	3		3				10
	2	2				1				5
3	1				1		2			7
		1								1
			3	2	2		3	1	3	14
2								2	2	6
										0
								3		3