SkylerDakota: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Smile! - 4 pts, 2 vts
Turtley Boi: They're sending messages to China - 2 pts
VolcWatcher: Dynamic advertising in action: they're learning... - 6 pts
heroic Kol player: with friends like these - 3 pts, 2 vts
drumset04: Little did they know, he's taking a selfie - 11 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: Everyone is watching. There are cameras EVERYWHERE. - 2 pts
Sir Phil Shady: In Soviet Russia, picture takes you! - 19 pts
bjackleg: The 2D man is showing the derivitive 1D relationship. - 3 pts, 1 vt
PsyMar: poster, poster, on the fence, and two people looking dense! - 4 pts, 3 vts
gANeLoN: "Let's hurry up and take the picture. My Tide pods are getting warm." - 5 pts

					1				3	4
					2					2
3			2			1				6
2							1			3
	1	3	1			3		3		11
	2									2
	3	1	3	2	3		3	2	2	19
				3						3
1		2							1	4
				1		1	2	1		5

Nachunte: Cinderella had it easy. - 7 pts, 5 vts
Meh657: SkateGlass - 0 pts
commanderMack: Kick Shove-It, More Like Kick Shatter-It, Am I Right? - 7 pts, 4 vts

TheTractor: "Smashing" - Nigel Thornberry - 17 pts

Dance_dance: Desite being a Cinderella homage- somethings just do not work - 1 pt
JoJoBa: It was either this or the styrofoam jetpack demo... - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: guy= drinking, skateboard=my life - 0 pts
Zammorak: Hey, check it out! I folded my sugar sheet into a skateboard! - 3 pts
Ouchfest: Accessory: Glass Skateboard - disappears at rollover, -25 initiative, stuns Dudes for first round of combat, makes you look like an idiot - 9 pts
PlasticLobster: [Tony Hawk Pro Skater Voice] Frontside, 360 with a TETANUS SHOT! - 11 pts

			1	1		3		1	1	7
										0
1	2					2	2			7
2	3	3		3	1		3		2	17
						1				1
			2					3		5
										0
		1		2						3
	1		3		2				3	9
3		2			3		1	2		11

Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "Pen, do you have a fetish on headless men, or do you just hate heads? This is an entry, and a concerned question at the same time! Wowie!"  - 4 pts, 1 3
Llamasoup: The girls have been swooning over him since that nearly fatal squid monster encounter - 11 pts
JAD: All this diet and exercise and I still can't get "ahead" in life... - 14 pts
heroic Kol player: this is what happens when the plastic mannequins are on break - 2 pts, 1 vt
Making Poutine Everyday: Be careful, that necklace can slip off very easily. No sudden movements, jumping, dancing, lying down, etc. - 10 pts

Meh657: Headless person does not bleed - 0 pts
Lord President: "When a person sends more than one entry" - 7 pts
Zammorak: Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and took my whole head off! - 4 pts, 0 3's
JustAnotherPerson1: "don't look! He's missing his head!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

	3			1						4
2		1	3	2		3				11
1			2	3	3	1	3	1		14
								2		2
	1	3	1		2			3		10
										0
3	2						2			7
		2				2				4
					1		1			2

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Zammorak: No need to lose your head over it. - 12 pts
damien1: "i know, i know. you're thinking how did i get that scar on my abdomen? well everyone has their secrets." - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: ACTUAL PHOTO of french king in heaven colourised circa 1795 - 3 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: truly, he never had his head about him until after the first cup of coffee. - 13 pts
gANeLoN: I know what your thinking. How is this possible? Have you always been this way? The answer is, yes. I was born with no nipples and a vagina on my abdomen. - 9 pts
Llamasoup: When you take mannequin senpai home - 6 pts, 4 vts
GrayWing: not my cup of tea - 10 pts
VolcWatcher: Sooo where does he pour that coffee exactly? - 3 pts, 1 vt
SirStabsalot: guess what else has no head ;)? - 6 pts, 3 vts
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "the average communist" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: Down the throat, through the throat, poured down the throat. - 3 pts, 1 vt
ThePig: X: hey look at me in the eye. Z: you have no eye - 2 pts
LowRez: WTF?!?? No cream? - 0 pts

	1	1	1			2		2	1	2	2		12
				1				3			1		5
1			2										3
2	2				2	3		1	3				13
					3		3			3			9
				2		1	2					1	6
	3	2					1			1		3	10
		3											3
				3	1							2	6
3											3		6
			3										3
									2				2
													0

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Katarn: "Look forward to Waluigi wearing the Super Crown next" - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: Pewds is better than T-series - 3 pts, 2 vts bitch lasagna
NEWPlayEr164: gIvE Me 1 MiLLiON $$$ oR yOu wiLL nEvEr seE yoUR nInTeNDo SwITcH evER aGaiN - 5 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: "World Recod Holder for Koopa Trooper shaped sex toys since 1983!" - 3 pts, 1 vt
JustAnotherPerson1: Don't mind them, its just one of our little games - 9 pts, 4 vts, 1 3
Zecho: Hi! I have captured Mario and Luigi, if you want them back, I demand a Mr Acessory! - 9 pts, 5 vts
gANeLoN: Every toy behind me is a trophy I took from a childs room. - 11 pts
jojobo: Ninter is Coming! - 0 pts
Green Guard: Can you Nintendon't - 9 pts, 4 vts, 2 3's 
LowRez: "No longer a Hair Club client" - 2 pts
PsyMar: All your castle are belong to Bowser! - 8 pts what you say!

	3		1							3			7
				2					1				3
							2		2	1			5
		3											3
3			2					2		2			9
	1			1			3	1	3				9
2	2	2	3		1		1						11
													0
1				3	2	3							9
						2							2
		1			3	1		3					8

Zecho: Excuse me Mr. Curtain, get off my stage. - 9 pts

heroic Kol player: when you cover up your flaws but know that it doesn't matter - 5 pts
MatrixM: "When she keeps your last shirt" - 10 pts
IMTEHWALRUS: When the carpet matches the drapes - 5 pts
Zammorak: When the hot water shuts off mid-shower. - 7 pts
lol mark: the curtain wasn't enough... -1 pt
shkspr: "If I can't find a shirt for my Halftime gig, it's CURTAINS for me" -14 pts
thecatlady: My teenaged daughter screched and tore down the curtains to make matching shirts for herself and the family dog - 6 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: The curtains open, revealing... my mom! XD - 0 pts
gigiGhost: Ah yes - that's better - now Chris is all mine. - 3 pts

		3		1	3		1		1	9
1			2			2				5
	3		1	3		3				10
	2	2				1				5
3	1				1		2			7
		1								1
			3	2	2		3	1	3	14
2								2	2	6
										0
								3		3