Lord Mark: Hm...needs more gravy. - 5 pts, 2 vts
Soxfan196o: When I was a kid we had mystery liquid for school lunch so you can eat your broccoli - 5 pts, 3 vts
Busybody42: "I said NO sewer sludge!" - 4 pts
snarl: "Agent Cooper, the message is this: The bowls are not what they seem." - 5 pts, 2 vts
theMalcolite: Ba Da Ba Ba Bah.... I'm lovin' it - 7 pts
typelogin: Jerry couldn't afford the dollar menu - 6 pts
CheeseyPickle: You can never have too much gravy. - 5 pts, 2 vts
BC_Goldman: KFC tests expanding their menu to include chicken "soup". - 11 pts
Bored Guy: If I can put soup in a bowl, then can't I... - 2 pts
Gawea: Wait a minute...didn't they say THREE square meals a day? - 11 pts
powerturtle: So you see if Napoleon had attacked here, he could won Waterloo. - 5 pts, 3 vts
SpryPyro: Everyone always hated doing dishes... but they hated soup day even more. - 6 pts

					2				3				5
		1								1	3		5
	1					1		1	1				4
		3								2			5
								3	2		2		7
	2			3							1		6
2					3								5
3	3				1	2		2					11
							2						2
			2	2		3	1			3			11
1			3	1									5
		2	1				3						6

Bored Guy: A modern day walking-on-water miracle. - 0 pts

Busybody42: I knew I shouldn't have trusted the penguin mafia. Seriously, who gives somebody an RPG, but no ammo for it? - 6 pts
theMalcolite: Modern Blaster launchers are much more user friendly, but the 99% hit rate still misses 9 out of 10 times. - 3 pts, 2 vts

Lord Mark: "My buddy told me to bring an RPG over for game night, I don't know why but I hope he likes it." - 11 pts

efot: check out the RPG I just downloaded - 4 pts
snarl: "OKGoogle, clear a path." - 13 pts, 5 vts

CheeseyPickle: I take self-defense very seriously. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Kitprice16: And this my folks is how you keep all them gold digger ladies away from you on a Sunday Morning - 3 pts, 1 vts
Soxfan196o: off to fight the hermit. nothing to see here - 5 pts

JD McSquinty: Sometimes even the most hard-core adventurer feels like a Casual run - 1 pt

Zanchvegas: When you have to blow up a weapons depot a 4pm, but need coordinate pick up of the kids at 5pm. - 13 pts, 6 vts

Thoth19: How to Fire Your ACME Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher Kindle Edition - 10 pts

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			2			1		3					6
	1									2			3
	2	2			2	3		2					11
2										1	1		4
3		3		3				1			3		13
1							2						3
			3										3
		1			1	2			1				5
							1						1
	3		1	1			3		3		2		13
				2	3				2	3			10

 

Drbanjo: In Soviet Russia, kite flies you. - 5 pts, 3 vts
theMalcolite: And that's how we into space. - 4 pts, 2 vts
snarl: Unlocking the invisible escalator to the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky made me high as a kite. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Lord Mark: [First time taking my kite for a walk] Come on, kite! Come on! HEY! - 10 pts, 4 vts
Bored Guy: John is well-versed in the art of kiting a fly, or etik. - 1 pt
blockhead77: We've found the Anti Charlie Brown  4 pts, 3 vts
Khlaharah: Sorry buddy...but my planet needs me, I have to go. - 16 pts
JebusHasTouchedMe: "Here, kite flies you!" - 2 pts
Busybody42: BREAKING NEWS: Kite flies his guy! Witness says: "Pretty fly for a white guy!" - 6 pts
CheeseyPickle: Unknown to many, the Wright brothers were not the first to invent flight. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Soxfan196o: go outside and go fly a kite they said. it is easy... - 5 pts, 4 vts
bigmo110: That guy is high as a kite. - 5 pts, 3 vts

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									3		1		4
				2		2		3		1		2	10
3								2		2	3		10
												1	1
	1	2						1					4
	2	3	3		2		3			3			16
			2										2
					3	3							6
2	3		1				2				2		10
1		1			1				2				5
				3			1		1				5