Tuesday, May 24, 2022
Review: Gee-Haw
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
MathEquals5: Mannequin and Womannequin - 8 pts
Unameme: Taking the genre of mindless romance to the next level - 16 pts
Kemistry: Looks like we're both getting head tonight - 6 pts, 2 vts
lil jimbo: me (a mannequin) going to the royal ball with my wife (who is also a mannequin) [we forgot our heads] - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: the headless horseman and his bride - 0 pts
Gawea: This is what happens when you let your wealth go to your head. - 6 pts, 4 vts
ChristopherG: Headless Horseman's Wedding - 0 pts
Cookie Sneak: "Just a little off the top" - 5 pts
Harlequins Dance: "They're close; neck and neck." - 6 pts, 3 vts
Kill3rQu33n: "There was a moment of silence when the groom was told he may now kiss the bride" - 10 pts
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Wednesday, March 23, 2022
Game Review: Nishiki
Mahjong solitaire, while popular, can mostly be played through a computer; creating any layout by hand with actual tiles is way too much work. The other alternative is the flatter and wider playing cards, where there can be more flexibility with what categories are considered matching. While an intro of this kind is not a great way to start this review, it's hard not to meander like this if the game in question has a rather oriental flair in its inception: it was created with the use of Hanafuda cards in mind.
Open information solitaires are a common breed whether historical and invented. Old games of this kind has the goal of building up cards by suit on foundations, while for this specific review it deals with a mix of building and matching, with the goal of clearing the layout. With an English name of Brocade, it's hard not to weeb it up and christen it with the closest Japanese term: nishiki (錦). The game is played with Hanafuda cards in mind, but you can strip a rank from a deck of cards, and lay them out in a weave of alternating horizontal and vertical cards, as can be seen in this online player.
Play involves moving cards with at least one free short edge and placing them onto cards with any free side. A card can only be placed onto another card of the same season(rank by analogy) and the stack stays until all four cards of its season are placed onto it and is immediately removed as soon as possible. This means that there can only be one stack of a season at a time and for the game's purpose single cards are not stacks. Cards and stacks can only be moved and removed if it does not split the layout into islands. Removing all twelve stacks wins the game.
Nishiki uses an interesting removal mechanism, where immediate and delayed removals coexist and how a wrong removal means an immovable pillar that leaves the game hanging. The requirement for the layout to remain in one piece gives this game a strategic aspect: do I build this one now or wait? The question is a rather moot one; you must start a pile on the edge and plan for it not to become a roadblock.
An interesting concept that gives way to unique play and requires new approaches to foresight, Nishiki mixes an overt layout and playable card limits in a different way.
Sunday, March 6, 2022
Soulesslife: A decor and security all in one with Life-Size Gnomes that look like they're opening your window, making any robber think you're already being robbed. On sale now, at a low cost of $19.99 get yours today! - 9 pts
BeserkSaturn: Mime training in full swing! - 0 pts
PidgeonSpy: "if we try hard enough, we can un-lean the tower!" - 6 pts, 1 3
Khlaharah: Taichi class in Italy - 3 pts, 3 vts
hEyWood22: 'Muricans - 7 pts, 4 vts
Hippasus: The mime-field of Pisa claims thousands of invisible boxen casualties. - 11 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Tai-chi has taken the world by storm - 6 pts, 0 3's
Roman Runner: anything is a dildo if you try hard enough - 10 pts
bitnb: "What nobody realized what that actually touching the Tower was key to pushing it down or up" - 7 pts, 3 vts
blockhead77: And then it fell - 10 pts
Soxfan196o: and that is how we pushed against the earth to get it back on it's axis - 3 pts. 1 vt
MathEquals5: Pisa Party - 4 pts
Tango Rose: incognito mime convention - 2 pts
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Friday, February 25, 2022
Albertillo: "No, no, this is the way to the Seaside Town, I'm telling you." - 3 pts, 2 vts
SnickersBar: "No, you were supposed to take a LEFT there, not a right!" - 3 pts, 2 vts
Gboss3: when you are looking for that one pokemon with 0.000001% spawn rate - 7 pts
Laidak: HEY! that's MY glove!!!!!! >_< GIVE IT! - 0 pts
snarl: 'In ye olden days befre Google Maps this was exactly how people drove around, no matter the season.' - 9 pts
Kill3rQu33n: "I am going to tell my kids this is how we navigated before the invention of waze" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Chadomancer: "It was at this point that Bob began to wonder if paying that much for the map to Toon Town was really worth it." - 14 pts
Edgelord77: apple maps - 5 pts
Gawea: Harvey, didn't I tell you to vacuum the map before we left? - 10 pts
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Wednesday, February 9, 2022
Luka Nox: "Elon Musk's larval stage." - 10 pts
adabra: "Honey, I know it sounds weird, but Universal Studios gave us $100,000 to name our kid Mr. DNA" - 1 pt
MathEquals5: top-grossing film director's child claiming its inheritance - 4 pts
aaaaabc: Da Baby - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I will be protected by money and dinosaurs...Sweet Dreams - 0 pts
Plehq: "The dragon's child sleeps in a hoard of that which your kind covets" - 11 pts
Kjvkw: "And with a snap of his fingers, the genie granted her youth, wealth, and hundreds of hot Jeff Goldblums" - 18 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Investors in Jurassic Park pictured after selling the story rights of the deadliest theme park disaster in the history of the world and milking the profits. - 2 pts
Unameme: One of these things will get better with age. - 8 pts
Drbanjo: Jeff Goldbloom Jr. resting peacefully, knowing that life will find a way. - 5 pts
ArbitraryChaos: "Ice age baby was such a success, what do we do?" "I've got it." - 7 pts
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