SirStabsalot: i'm gonna win this game of air hockey, no matter the cost! - 11 pts, 34 vts
WreckedEm: Johnny tried to cover up that he didn't really follow sports - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: when you combine 2 things that you thought were gonna work but the result is terrible - 6 pts
Megamaw: Calvinball. Calvinball has changed. - 12 pts
Nasius: He suddenly realised he had no idea how he got here - 3 pts
ANameILike: When you're so focused on the game and then your friend goes, "You're doing it wrong" - 0 pts
Pasztot: When you're trying to get the non-combat in the haunted gallery during the Halloween black cat bad moon run. - 11 pts, 6 vts
ThirdStrike2: cursed_tabletennis - 0 pts
Zecho: when you thought you knew nothing about sports but then you see your friend - 8 pts
Draculinary: "FORE!" - 5 pts
JXQZ: i <3 golf - 0 pts
JoJobi: Danica Patrick steps up to the freethrow line, moments before releasing the puck and scoring the touchdown- winning the Triple Crown for Holland. - 9 pts
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Maruin: "When you rip open an envelope and also rip the money contained therein" - 3 pts, 1 vt
heroic Kol player: when you delete your project - 7 pts
lagoticspy: RIP Fortune 500 - 8 pts
Greenfrog74: How to go from 60 to 0 in just one second. - 2 pts
JXQZ: "whats this foreign nonsense" - 4 pts
ShinyPlatypus: combining the joys of smashing the state and opening a present - 3 pts, 1 vt
Zecho: when you thought the last gift was socks, like all the others - 14 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: The money was fake anyways. Bills go up to $100. (Here in Canada, at least) -1 pt
Cheops: I'm so strong, I can shred 500 pounds with just my bare hands - 15 pts
SirStabsalot: Merry christmas from the universal bureau of screw you - 3 pts, 3 vts
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Liquid Pyramid: anime not even once - 8 pts, 1 3
jxqz: a ninja legend - 1 pt
faytreturns8: What happens when you jutsu at a Trump rally. - 8 pts, 2 3's
Monechetti: "I don't know who Kakashi is, Mr, but you know you can't be within 100 feet of this park" - 8 pts, 1 3
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Officer you don't understand! I must practice my ninja skills or else the world is doomed!" "That's nice Bobby, don't forget to take your medicine this time, okay?" - 5 pts
Walowitz: "So you're part of the leaf village, eh? Youre coming with me. - 6 pts
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Volc: Studies show that orthodox Jews are 50% more likely to do the hokey pokey and turn themselves about. - 8 pts, 1 3
Ouro Boros: Coach Bradford had been enjoying his European vacation, but everything changed when the mime nation attacked. - 8 pts, 2 3's
CaptainCavemaniac: whoah, they are soo not five gold rings -1 pt
JXQZ: Trouble abound in the middle east - 0 pts
Blastphemist: Looks like Tsa'ad Temani is going to move in overnight over the whole region. - 10 pts
Lynn Gwynny: "the forecast is for a lovely Hannukah across the region..." - 9 pts
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Jimbo Pastamaster: It's not gonna fall because it's moonshine! There's no gravity on the moon! - 18 pts
Ouro Boros: michael had the great misfortune to reincarnate as a bottle of whiskey, but when his chance came he took it. No bro was gonna put him to his lips. - 6 pts 3 vts
CraterousGrater: Jeez man, chill out! I'm holding your deceased father's last bottle really carefully! I'm even wearing my good pink flip flops for extra traction! - 7 pts 3 vts
amoebalady: When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things. You can define the moment, or you can let the moment define you. - 7 pts 4 vts
darkgalaxypotato: Pictures Taken 5 Seconds Right Before Disaster - 0 pts
JXQZ: Aw crap my dads gonna be pissed - 3 pts
kridunink: somewhere in Florida.... - 6 pts 4 vts
spatuLAundersLAsh3000: Happy 21st birthday! Oh, nevermind. - 1 pt
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