Friday, September 5, 2025

Game review: Swamp

Swamp is a quick puzzle game for the 2025 traditional deck contest that is akin to peg solitaire with cards. The grid of cards in play represents a swamp of animals that feed on each other, and as one animal gets eaten in this ecosystem another appears (you draw a card onto the layout), with the goal of finishing off the deck without causing ecological failure.

Clubs represent bears, Spades represent hippos and Hearts represent hogs, the three predators that eat not only each other but also the prey: ducks in the form of face-down cards (diamonds when drawn are placed face down.) On each turn you move a card one space to eat it, then place a new card on the space. Clubs only move vertically and eat spades, spades only move horizontally and eat hearts, hearts move in any direction and eat clubs but only if next to another heart before moving. All three animals mentioned eat ducks. If three clubs appear in a row horizontally, three spades vertically you lose, you also lose if you run out of legal moves.

Mobility is key; cards aren't as mobile as you think and it's easy to become restricted as the small field combined with movement restrictions can cause gridlock where you least expect it. Managing the number of animals in play matters when an imbalance either means not enough cards of a type to eat (and move cards to) or a bigger risk of losing through a three-in-a-row.

Mildly puzzling yet surprisingly chaotic, it's a real jungle out there.

Tuesday, April 22, 2025


Zanthia: Lettuce pray....
Chadomancer: Your camouflage is off to a nice start, Wayne, but remember to match your WHOLE wardrobe to your surroundings.
LordVenom: the start of the trees taking over all hail the OverGod Maple
Big dAdDy grImm: you can always tell which kids didnt read the presentation for the group project
TurtlesPhi: Yes, We are very normal totally human beings. We are definitely not here to take over earth.
Kalebb: "At the galactic Aroboratory, Jackie Chan realizes that the Lorax was trying to protect us from the trees"
littleBitOfSonshine: Not cute,and we can still see you. Said in a droll voice.
Khlaharah: Just leaving around
Avandor: And with your negative modifiers to your stealth roll... yeah, they see you.
Anaeri: Local courtroom drama heats up as Tree #2 takes the stand

Wednesday, April 16, 2025


Chadomancer:  Dude flexed so hard, his abs popped right off. - 7 pts
Vhar07:  POV, You realize that your a character in a soon to be amazing book(Hope the book goes well:) - 3 pts
Funrmunt: "God help me if I hear another gutless or spineless joke" - 8 pts
Unconventionable:  "I'm nothing without my clothes" - 8 pts
Kalebb: 0% bodyfat? That's cute. Try 0% body, noob. - 14 pts
Voryn: "even after doing one push-up and pretending it was a full workout." - 2 pts
nisemono: "I'm too sexy for my car" - 0 pts

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(drawn by Shuratoshi)

Friday, April 11, 2025

 

Tyberos: If none of us move, none of us can be the father! - 3 pts, 2 vts
MathEquals5: Who is able to solve #7? - 12 pts
Unconventionable: I don't think the witness protection plan is going to work out so well - 10 pts
sYdney rebik: achoo - 3 pts, 3 vts
Soxfan196o: Don't look it's Medusa in disguise. - 3 pts, 3 vts
JaMa: 

Looking Left
Cause She Aint Right

Looking Right
Cause She Left

- 2 pts

NotSoFastKiddo: album cover photoshoot to the new boy band "Backstreet off-direction" - 10 pts
Chadsworthy: Photoshoot for the upcoming cover for the latest album from the new boy band "Not In The Face" - 8 pts
As_the_palace_burns: "And we're gonna hold this stretch for 30 seconds..." - 3 pts, 2 vts

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Sunday, April 6, 2025

 


Voryn: Meow-nd over matter - 7 pts, 4 vts
Soxfan196o: Are you done taking pictures for instagram. I am tired holding up the greens screen while wearing this green body suit - 0 pts
Vhar07: The UFO's that the goverment is trying to hide be like - 8 pts
Skent: together we will take over the world - 9 pts
Avandor: Before you can eat the bird, you must become the bird. - 7 pts, 3 vts
TurtlesPhi: I thought he'd find the crows nest earlier... - 0 pts
Chadsworthy: Just take the shot, Todd! I can't hold this pose forever! - 10 pts
Jack In The Box: check in out, this cat is in a basket - 5 pts, 1 3
Big dAdDy grImm: THIS is why teenage boys think that girlfriends are MAGICAL - 0 pts
Zanthia: Boring. Seen one levitating cat, you've seen them all. Photograph something else! - 5 pts, 0 3's
Unconventionable: "Every time they get the camera out, the cat just has to be the center of attention" - 15 pts

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Thursday, April 3, 2025


Minkseru: thats the last time I order a comb online - 0 pts
Chadsworthy:  There's your problem right there. Your power supply isn't connected. - 12 pts
Zanthia: Early model of the KFConsole being tested. - 1 pt
potatolimerance: YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CHICKEN - 14 pts, 6 vts
Graelk: when you overcock your pc - 5 pts
liTTlebITofSonshine: Check out my new computer guard, he's also a alarm clock.! - 2 pts
Soxfan196o: I think my computer has been running a fowl - 9 pts
Avandor: Your WHAT is stuck in your computer? - 14 pts, 7 vts
MathEquals5: Is the cock looking for a hard drive? - 3 pts
TurtlesPhi: why does my PC make so many weird noises? - 2 pts
Voryn: When your PC has real processing power... but keeps overheating at sunrise. - 4 pts

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