Minkseru: thats the last time I order a comb online
Chadsworthy:  There's your problem right there. Your power supply isn't connected.
Zanthia: Early model of the KFConsole being tested.
potatolimerance: YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CHICKEN
Graelk: when you overcock your pc

liTTlebITofSonshine: Check out my new computer guard, he's also a alarm clock.!
Soxfan196o: I think my computer has been running a fowl
Avandor: Your WHAT is stuck in your computer?
MathEquals5: Is the cock looking for a hard drive?
TurtlesPhi: why does my PC make so many weird noises?
Voryn: When your PC has real processing power... but keeps overheating at sunrise.

LordVenom: but momi only need 5 more mins - 3 pts

Don_Domat: "Mom, it's not what it looks like....." - 10 pts

Chadomancer: Hall Abuela is not amused by your homoerotic shenanigans. - 13 pts
Tyberos: " Babe, it's just a bromance! - 7 pts, 5 vts

MathEquals5: don't be mean, let little bro in on the action - 5 pts

Rishi Sunak: The T-2025_me2 rose up and zeroed in on the two laughing geniusys who were about to suffer a dark fate without salvation. - 1 pt

hleghe: "those two were going to regret forming a meat-gundam to mock her for her height... just as soon as she got over there" - 2 pts

Zanthia: Bob looks really annoyed that we swapped his jeans for a skirt! - 7 pts, 3 vts

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Chadomancer: When the Goblin King starts designing your prisons. -  3 pts, 1 vt

John Pork is Calling: *stares* - 7 pts, 1 3

potatolimerance: I hate to see me go, but I love to see me walk away. - 11 pts,5 vts

MathEquals5: A choice may be as simple as going left or going right........The choice doesn't matter if the outcome is the same. - 3 pts, 2 vts

Kalebb: When I start self reflecting on my way to the store, right as the shrooms kick in. - 11 pts, 6 vts

saldon: "hello me, meet the real me" - 2 pts

Saucemunt: "Alright Frank 2, your turn to be the functioning adult." - 7 pts, 2 3's

Soxfan196o: going to the audition where everyone looks like you - 5 pts, 2 vts
MinF: Frank's POV of You (player) coming and going, while skulking at the bottom of the NS tower. - 5 pts, 3 vts

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	3		1		1	3	3			11
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1	2	2				2	2	2		11
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2				3						5
	1	3				1				5

amoebalady - 48 pts

Sooo... given it'll soon be summer, it'll soon be time for vactions--which means a trip to Dinseyland! There, in line, as the garbage tourist description goes: you walk up to a pile of garbage behind the last person in line. As you edge past it, it emits a strangled "hey!" and you realize, to your horror, that the pile of garbage is actually a person...

Who was this person before she gave up and let the garbage overtake her? What is her backstory?

Chadomancer - 32 pts

In an attempt to cash in on the popularity of musicals, TPTMBG have decided to create a KoL-themed musical show. What would it be called? What would the general premise of the show be?

Funrmunt - 16 pts

You wake up in the morning, ready to embrace summer after a long winter and look outside at the great skyscape. Wait, that can't be right. Summer's been snowed in. How did this happen? What do you do now?

Thereminivan Beethoven - 28 pts

On the next season of Real Harem Girls of Cobb's Knob: the ladies head to Desert Beach for some fun in the sun and Clawdette's claws are out! You won't believe what's in store for Angina, Bunny, and the rest of the gals, but we're going to force you to watch this preview anyway ...

SnarLier_Bear - 19 pts

"A steamy romance occurs while an adventurer vacations with familiars."

Who or what falls in love with what or who, and what they do about it, will surprise you! Stay tuned for this exciting episode of "Days of our Familiars."

Kol Miners Daughter - 33 pts

Sunamageddon! The Burning! The sun is going supernova over the Kingdom and you are part of an elite crew that have been tasked with flying to the sun and stopping its rise!

Damian Domino Davis - 36 pts

Tell a story about a youth pastor returning two dozen pool noodles to WalMart.

SirStabsaLot - 28 pts

cultures of loathing: a storytelling of one of the many monster cultures of the kingdom that never get explained while adventurers mercilessly beat foes senseless!

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5		4	2	4	5	2		10		32
2	2			1			1	10		16
	1				2	3	2	20		28
1					1	4	3	10		19
4	4	2	1	3		5	4	10		33
	3	1	5	2			5	20		36
3		3	4	5	3			10		28

LordVenom: hurry i must get soup
CheGuevara: "Why did the snowmobile cross the road?" "Why?" "To get to the powder side..."
MathEquals5: She should've known a snowstorm wasn't going to stop her girlfriend from visiting

Chadomancer: Hurry, Robot-Nanny-Nun! We must get the soup before it is cold and the world ends!
Zanthia: Deliverskidoo!
potatolimerance: I will NOT stop farting until you slow down!
Fire Salamander: If I play golf and you use the snowmobile, I'll be able to tell you where the hole in the road is!
anomynus: Get in, loser, we're going to meditate.

The Mountebank: "Remind me why we're playing golf this time of year. And why I picked a white ball."

Soxfan196o: "Turn around I forgot my coat and snow pants"

 

Funrmunt: Babe, what do you mean you can't see me anymore? - 7 pts

Chadomancer: Nobody really understood what Becky saw in Tom. - 16 pts

MathEquals5: when my boyfriend said we should look in the mirror for a surprise, this is not what I had in mind - 5 pts

Soxfan196o: what do you mean you can see him? - 2 pts

hleghe: "when you see a guy with skin on their face" - 1 pt
Kung Fungus: They say love is blind, but sometimes... its invisible. - 10 pts
SnarLier_Bear: As Lily and Bobby toured the zoo for their anniversary, Lily suddenly felt her love vanishing - 6 pts

Borntoclubseals: "You can only imagine how much I love you" - 4 pts
Pastalavista_BABEE: "nuh uh" - 0 pts

amoebalady: Sally was shocked at how inconsiderate Brad was to choose *this* moment to be raptured - 9 pts

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3	3				2	1				9

 

Kimple: winner of this game gets first move in battle shits - 8 pts

Thereminivan Beethoven: "Alexa, order ExLax' - 0 pts
Funrmunt: Mate, I think we're gonna need more pieces - 3 pts

Avandor: I thought I gave you two sets of silver pieces... oh... oh no... - 2 pts, 1 vt

SnarLier_Bear: Popping a puppy squat - 0 pts
Chadomancer: She said she wanted to play dirty games. - 19 pts

Pokey the Brave: After 14 years in Japan, he couldn't get used to Western toilets. - 7 pts, 4 vts
whisKeYjack: the joys of being a grandmaster with IBS - 16 pts
Zanthia: Having run out of laxatives, Pen squatted and settled in for the long wait. - 2 pts, 1 vt

Soxfan196o: The teacher's will never suspect us playing chess - 7 pts, 5 vts

MathEquals5: now THIS is how you avoid another Toiletgate - 2 pts, 2 vts

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3			2	3	1	2		3		2			16
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