Chadomancer: "Get into the movies," they said. "It'll be really fun," they said. This brings new meaning to the term "bored stiff." - 14 pts 

The Tainted Wisdom: On the set of "Limbo Man and Party Girl vs Captain Buzzkill", Warner Bros' newest superhero cinematic universe attempt. When asked about giving less time and money for CGI again, they asked "What could go wrong?" - 6 pts, 3 vts

Unconventionable: Oops, the greenscreen didn't work - 4 pts

ange1ade: It's all fun and games until the VFX person forgets to green screen-out the spandex blob men. - 3 pts
Gawea: I always knew the Matrix was controlled by little green men! - 6 pts, 4 vts
Mistress of the Obvious: We will make limbo champions out of you yet! - 7 pts
shgr: when you find a new glitch in the matrix - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: "if we saw movies like the directors do" - 9 pts
amoebalady: "I dunno, man... They're not coming loose. We're just gonna have to paint them green and hope nobody notices em." - 4 pts
hUntanoMAD: In second version of Matrix, the green people were made invisible, as they kept breaking people's immersion - 0 pts
Monarch309: Fire the Neo-pult ! ! ! - 13 pts

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	2			2	3			3	3				13

Chadomancer: Jerry?? I'm GONNA DO the Hadooken, Jerry!! - 6 pts, 3 vts

ange1ade: Next time on unlikely match-ups: the cast of How I Met Your Mother vs Bioshock Infinite - 7 pts. 3 vts

Hazyduck: I dunno maybe the strongest survive? - 2 pts

blockhead77: I can't wait for the first tournament where everyone is using Kramer except one dude who mains Chung-Li - 5 pts

Servius: Its still, a show about nothing. - 11 pts
JCS: She said "I got nothing. I don't like either of them.". - 3 pts, 1 vt

Soxfan196o: its a game about nothing - 13 pts

Unconventionable: Seinfeld vs Capcon: Will we finally see an appropriate ending for Seinfeld? - 7 pts, 4 vts

The Tainted Wisdom:

Fan: "Look, I know wanted a Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter for DECADES, but it's not like Capcom is actively spitting in our faces righ-"

Capcom:

- 3 pts, 1 vt

de nisovan: No special kill move for you! - 8 pts

N00B1N4T0R: Megaman Megaman, a young explorer's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minske - 3 pts, 2 vts

Avandor: Coming this summer - Going Postal DLC, which introduces Newman as a playable character. - 6 pts, 4 vts
Fargblabble: the outcry of bitter tears from each player, as they fell one-by-one to George's brutal "Festivus Finisher," was so intense that the character was officially outlawed from play by the start of the next tournament - 4 pts

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Avandor: When you promised I would be tapping if I went with you tonight... this isn't what I thought you meant. - 12 pts, 4 vts
Soxfan196o: Sigh... Not only is he beating me but he looks and dresses like me but also has hair. - 11 pts, 6 vts
The Tainted Wisdom: New technology allows modern Yugioh players to see what they'll look like halfway through their turn 1 combos! - 5 pts
Don_Domat: Oh, nooo! He has the same shirt. Now everyone at the high school (?) won't be able to tell us apart........... - 2 pts

troubletop: Stop trying to make "my hair" the bid...it doesn't work that way - 0 pts
Monarch309: Who knew players would be matched based on what they wore? - 11 pts, 7 vts
hUntanoMAD: He never did have the same sense of style, but Yugi's grandfather NEVER lost a duel - 2 pts

ange1ade: "What a weird card pack sale at the Dollar Tree... This one says 'Blue-Eyes White Drag Queen'" - 2 pts

As_the_palace_burns: Flannel Trap - 3 pts

The_Dancing_Viagra: if i keep staring at my trap card, nobody will notice me fondling yugi's balls - 0 pts
Chadomancer: "Know thy enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated." - Sun Tzu - 12 pts, 5 vts
Unconventionable: What the hell did I just walk into? - 4 pts

Rheia: "Harold looked at his boardstate in dismay. He would not be able to defeat his younger self." - 14 pts

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hUntanoMAD: What a terrible day to have eyes - 7 pts
Unconventionable: Kids: don't try to make a PB&J sandwich while high - 8 pts, 5 vts
ange1ade: "Bobby, when I said you could go into the kitchen and make yourself a sandwich, this is not what I meant..." - 18 pts

Geodis: Candyland is welcoming ambassadors from other food groups. - 5 pts, 2 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: Private Bishop Jennings, PBJ Corps division of the Food Fight Army, reporting for duty sir! - 0 pts

Chadomancer: Allan misunderstood the concept of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time". - 8 pts, 4 vts
Don_Domat: Spongebob came to school and taught us that his secret ingredient for a good sandwich is love, and I love PB&J. #no_ragrets - 0 pts
Monarch309: Thanks for joining my OnlyFans - 5 pts, 3 vts
Rheia: *in another room* Martha, puzzled, looked to the back of the empty pantry shelf. Where had the jars of peanut butter and jelly gone?! - 4 pts
Gregonzola: All ready for my Vegan entrance to the MTV VMAs. - 1 pt
JD McSquinty: "Trevor was beginning to suspect that there might be some mistakes in recipe he was following..." - 12 pts

Soxfan196o: peanut butter jelly time - 1 pt

Unameme: When your crush is craving a PB&J - 7 pts

Fargblabble: "no one ever believed Jeremy's claims that Yogi Bear was real, but one thing was undisputed. After he walked off alone into Jellystone park that night, he was never seen again." - 8 pts, 4 vts

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