Soxfan196o: Will Smith trying to delete everyone's memory after the oscars. - 15 pts

shgr: POV: all your patents just expired - 4 pts

The Tainted Wisdom: A Cooler Wino attempting the "Men in Black" trick on the equally dangerous Werecougar's daughter, the WereKaren. - 1 pt
Chadomancer: You can't just spend you're life like you're in some stupid movie, Jared! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, JARED! - 14 pts

MathEquals5: when the card reader at the self-checkout suddenly processes all my attempts at once - 6 pts
ihatesegfaults: BREAKING NEWS: agent smith gets slapped by his wife - 3 pts

blockhead77: The aftermath of leaving the seat - 2 pts
theMalcolite: Now with karate chop action! - 0 pts

amoebalady: For the last time, Kevin--you are NOT a Man in Black! Stop flashing that thing at me! - 5 pts
Unconventionable: Neuralyze! - 9 pts

hUntanoMAD: "I'm toydarian! Your jedi mind tricks don't work on us!" - 0 pts
Rheia: alien in female earthling disguise-"you *ucking bipedal earthlings think you can just destroy the earth with dissolved dinosaurs. The earth that WE set up 300,000,000 years ago! How.Dare.You. The bees told us everything." - 1 pt

ArgonZero: "When you attempt to erase wifey issues like you're from Men In Black, but all you erase is your dignity." - 8 pts

Fargblabble: "You weren't invited to the funeral. No one here knows you. Stop taking pictures of me!" - 16 pts

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