Mookieproof: "Logging on early in the hopes of finding a good seat" - 5 points

Nachunte: If the laptop was going to give him shit, well... - 8 points 4 votes

Mco: when the post said "you will shit bricks" i did not expect this to happen - 7 points

BOWLER606: My friend said it was opposite day! - 4 points

placidfac: ever have one of those days when you wake up on the wrong side of the cubicle? - 9 points

Devilleboi: How the creator of the "Primitive Technology" Youtube channel edits and posts his videos. - 1 point

satyrwilder: "This new MacOS runs like ass." - 8 points

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Summerpalooza 2017 stories and results

Here are the stories from this year's Summerpalooza. Stories are listed on its running order, with the scores next to the entrant name. Semi-final non-qualifiers will be listed by their ranking afterward.

Crimbopalooza 2016 stories and results

Here are the stories and results from that story contest on the first post, rather overdue. These will be ordered as how it went in the final, with scores next to the entrant name.