Chadsworthy: "When you've mastered the art of flatulentce, you can use it for propulsion."

Poopyfartbutt:

Me after 6 shots: gravity can't tell me what to do.

Him: what the hell kind of science experiment is this?

CheeseyPickle: Behold! Pants on wheels!

Pope Puree: "Damn, white privilege is crazy"

dietotenh: "...When you divide by 0."
Ipskulin: "When the swamp ass has reached its limit"

Shakara: [slide whistle]
verDAnt puRplE: Gravity? Where we're going we don't need gravity.

Lyssa OwO: oklahoma

PAINterguy: When you hit the "hee hee" just right

dietotenh: "...When you divide by 0."

 

Zanthia: When Chef Marco realised what they meant by "Can you do the beets for the staff party".

SirStabsaLot: order up: one pan seared bass dropped in fresh beats!

Soxfan196o: when they tell the chef he needs to be the elvis impersonator and the dj
Avandor: DJ Remy moved on from cooking food to beats
Voryn: "When your hair is brighter than your future"

OctogenariCherub: "Though his coworkers shunned his act, Swedish Chef Mafia was the most successful Muppet endeavor of the 2009-2013 period."

Chadsworthy: Dr. Clayton Forrester before he turned to a life of torturing employees with crappy movies

LordVenom: let this man cook

Skent: 3d food printing at it's best

Painterguy: Hades if he part-timed as a DJ