Chadsworthy: "When you've mastered the art of flatulentce, you can use it for propulsion."

Poopyfartbutt:

Me after 6 shots: gravity can't tell me what to do.

Him: what the hell kind of science experiment is this?

CheeseyPickle: Behold! Pants on wheels!

Pope Puree: "Damn, white privilege is crazy"

dietotenh: "...When you divide by 0."
Ipskulin: "When the swamp ass has reached its limit"

Shakara: [slide whistle]
verDAnt puRplE: Gravity? Where we're going we don't need gravity.

Lyssa OwO: oklahoma

PAINterguy: When you hit the "hee hee" just right

dietotenh: "...When you divide by 0."