Tersr: "Wizards of the coast made a new stamp for Jace players" - 5 pts
moon98: (Alah ah'kbar?) - 4 pts
Shrapnel: ISIS bombing runs in the 1920s just didn't have the same effect. - 8 pts
Volc: And here we see, in its native habitat, the strange, antique object known only as the 'postage stamp', once used for sending letters across long distances that we can now do instantaneously through numerous means. - 13 pts
Liquid Pyramid: sunken chest - 0 pts
Shadow1911: That tattered scrap of paper looks lonely :3 - 10 pts
amoebalady: Get a job at the post office, they said. It'd be easy, they said. - 7 pts
TSZDABEE: VOTE FOR ME CUZ WHY NOT - 1 pt

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2				3	2	3	3			13
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3	3		2				2			10
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Noobsauce: Hang on, let me adjust my antenna - 2 pts, 2 vts

SSBBHax: "I can't hear you. You're breaking up!" "Sorry, let me stretch out the antenna." - 12 pts

annG: It seems the idiocracy from the USA has spread to Buckingham Palace. :( - 7 pts

StickStomper: Hang-on....I need to adjust my signal first! - 2 pts, 1 vt

Noted: "Can you hear me now?" - 8 pts

TheSilhouette: Android companies hate her! She found a way to get unlimited reception!  Just using this dumb trick! Click here to learn more! - 24 pts

Jeff Jeff: The downfall of humanity is neigh. - 6 pts

Willemberger: woman in unfortunate mobile situation - 2 pts, 1 vt
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "How can she use the phone if she's blind?" - 0 pts
Logan_C: "I drink 3 bottles of wine a day." - 2 pts, 2 vts
Muush: "Umm, my selfie stick isn't working?" - 4 pts
Vasalova: "Projectile ready... aim.... aaaaand.... Selfie!" - 4 pts
Cpt jizzwater: what? what do you mean I'm using the selfie stick wrong?!? - 5 pts

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2							2	2	1								7
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1		2								3	2						8
3	3		2	3		3	3		2	1	3	1					24
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DudeCats: Gonna eat sum spat ghetto. None mapped the reef - 2 pts
Vasaluv: Somehow... I don't think this was in the recipe. - 5 pts
TheSilhouette: Can someone please pasta fire extinguisher? Hurry! MOVE PASTA!! Do you want me to PASTAway?!! - 4 pts, 2 vts

Notorious: "After a one night stand and your noodles are on fire..." - 7 pts

deadleeplatapus: and if you look over here, you can see the quaint "Kitchen Utensils" jar we picked up in Florida. That was a good trip. - 4 pts, 3 vts

SSBBHax: "How do you like your pasta?" "Well-done." - 11 pts

TheGreatReferencer: New from Incense Scents: Essence of Bachelor - 9 pts

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2				2		3				7
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3	2	1	3			2				11
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Shay HammoWolf: DO you want yellow? He doesn't want yellow. Blue and yellow? No. - 7 pts, 3 vts

DeaksDeetee: "Yellow flag for unconvincing fake injury!" - 3 pts, 2 vts

Maeldwyn: "I just want to make sure. This color for the living room?" - 8 pts
TheSilhouette: In Russia, they only give out yellow penalty cards for killing a player, it's only Red if he's no longer in one piece. - 13 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "See this card? Yellow, like your bitch-ass belly!" - 5 pts

ham6691: Carry on guys, he looks fine to me - 7 pts, 3 vts
The Chef Pastaway: Foul! you let the ball outside the field - 3 pts 1 vt
Aithre: The first successful application of yellow card against Death - 2 pts
Jeff Jeff: "What a crybaby, take this for your little performance." - 7 pts, 4 vts

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1	3		1	3						8
2	2			2		3	3	1		13
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Volc: Spontaneous Heart Attack in 3... 2... 1... - 8 pts

DudeCats: The only bad thing here is the prematurely decorated Xmas lights. - 6 pts
Firetitan8: "Photo of a Hearthstone Player, circa 2017" - 5 pts, 2 vts

KimorKnossos: I'm sure to get the insurance money this way! - 5 pts, 3 vts
Jeff Jeff: Aren't I lucky to have survived so much bad luck? - 2 pts
TheSilhouette: What it feels like for an idiot to have 100 disassembled 10-leaf clovers, huh, that idiot was me. - 3 pts
Notorious: "Why are my Christmas lights up before Thanksgiving?" - 0 pts

cHUNKygnocchi: I'm -SO- ready to do Kittycore. Bring it on, universe, BRING IT ON! - 13 pts, 6 vts
Vasaluv: "The most unlucky thing in this picture is that paint job" - 10 pts
Ranzer: Caption: "When James ran into a run of bad luck, he knew he only had one option--cause a buffer overflow error." - 13 pts, 5 vts
Granite_Grizz: The very moment that the hitman's deposit cleared. - 1 pt

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3	2		3				3			2		13
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Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Top 10 Most Powerful Anime Characters of all Time" - 4 pts, 3 vts
Shay HammoWolf: Lights Out, JonTron. - 4 pts, 2 vts
Ditheca: Does this hole in reality belong to anyone? - 9 pts
Volc: On this tattered sheet of paper lies three choices of clip art! Also three buckets of wine. - 2 pts
Vasaluv: And on the Third Day, Jon said "Let there be light!" - 8 pts, 1 3
Ackor Dian: ECH - 0 pts
Fumblr: When you don't like going out but need more Vitamin D - 12 pts
Liquid Pyramid: "I could go for a light snack." - 10 pts, 1 3
cHUNKygnocchi: Heeeeere'ssss Johnny! /Meh./ - 3 pts
tonytony40: image of jontron holding paper with light in background - 8 pts, 1 3
Firetitan8: Jontron's obviously been watching his weight, he definitely looks light er. - 10 pts, 2 3's
TheSilhouette: "Pleasant morning, neighbor, do you have the time at the moment to talk about our lord and saviour CHEESUS FRIES?" - 7 pts
Jeff Jeff: Swood that! Swood this! ECH EVERYTHING! - 8 pts, 2 3's
Disco Stews Party Van: when you need to ECH the Swood to Grommet the Ech with Rockington - 0 pts

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