Noobsauce: Hang on, let me adjust my antenna - 2 pts, 2 vts

SSBBHax: "I can't hear you. You're breaking up!" "Sorry, let me stretch out the antenna." - 12 pts

annG: It seems the idiocracy from the USA has spread to Buckingham Palace. :( - 7 pts

StickStomper: Hang-on....I need to adjust my signal first! - 2 pts, 1 vt

Noted: "Can you hear me now?" - 8 pts

TheSilhouette: Android companies hate her! She found a way to get unlimited reception!  Just using this dumb trick! Click here to learn more! - 24 pts

Jeff Jeff: The downfall of humanity is neigh. - 6 pts

Willemberger: woman in unfortunate mobile situation - 2 pts, 1 vt
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "How can she use the phone if she's blind?" - 0 pts
Logan_C: "I drink 3 bottles of wine a day." - 2 pts, 2 vts
Muush: "Umm, my selfie stick isn't working?" - 4 pts
Vasalova: "Projectile ready... aim.... aaaaand.... Selfie!" - 4 pts
Cpt jizzwater: what? what do you mean I'm using the selfie stick wrong?!? - 5 pts

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2							2	2	1								7
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1		2								3	2						8
3	3		2	3		3	3		2	1	3	1					24
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