Volc: Spontaneous Heart Attack in 3... 2... 1... - 8 pts

DudeCats: The only bad thing here is the prematurely decorated Xmas lights. - 6 pts
Firetitan8: "Photo of a Hearthstone Player, circa 2017" - 5 pts, 2 vts

KimorKnossos: I'm sure to get the insurance money this way! - 5 pts, 3 vts
Jeff Jeff: Aren't I lucky to have survived so much bad luck? - 2 pts
TheSilhouette: What it feels like for an idiot to have 100 disassembled 10-leaf clovers, huh, that idiot was me. - 3 pts
Notorious: "Why are my Christmas lights up before Thanksgiving?" - 0 pts

cHUNKygnocchi: I'm -SO- ready to do Kittycore. Bring it on, universe, BRING IT ON! - 13 pts, 6 vts
Vasaluv: "The most unlucky thing in this picture is that paint job" - 10 pts
Ranzer: Caption: "When James ran into a run of bad luck, he knew he only had one option--cause a buffer overflow error." - 13 pts, 5 vts
Granite_Grizz: The very moment that the hitman's deposit cleared. - 1 pt

	1	2		1	1		2	1				8
						2		3	1			6
				2	3							5
	3					1				1		5
					2							2
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1			1			3		2	3	3		13
2		3	2				1		2			10
3	2		3				3			2		13
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