Servius: Their relationship was transparent -- 9 pts, 2 3's

Rishi Sunak: The Ayes have it - 0 pts

Soxfan196o: If only my man would wear this - 1 pt

Don_Domat: Hey y'all, so I came over to introduce my imaginary boyfriend, uh, I mean, my super-real boyfriend, OK? Isn't he cute?! - 3 pts

Tapion: love is blind - 10 pts

Geodis: It's the clothes that make the man - 9 pts, 1 3

Avandor: She always did think that love required transparency. - 7 pts, 5 vts

 ihatesegfaults: pov: the invisible man decided to cosplay some rpg - 0 pts

Gregonzola: "I turned out Alice's boyfriend was not imaginary after all." - 4 pts

Lynnielily: "Despite the couple's mutual infatuation, it was much better for them to stay texting buddies. They could never see eye to eye when they met up." - 7 pts, 4 vts

haha4: My boyfriend is from Canada. No, you haven't met him. No, I swear he's real! - 6 pts

My DudE 2: my father showing his loving adorations to my mother - 0 pts
hUntanoMAD: Take care of your clothes, and they will take care of you - 15 pts

Chadomancer: The relationship was short-lived, however, after Sally found her mother's underwear walking around the kitchen. - 13 pts

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Chadsworthy: Phil, realizing he will never have enough horsepower, tries a new unit of measurement. - 5 pts, 3 vts
KING Eggas: This model gets 8 miles to the grain in the country, 3 in the city - 9 pts

Yawwn: asscar - 3 pts
Don_Domat: Horsepower? My truck has cowpower! Btw, should I call "Pimp My Ride"? - 2 pts

Ouroboroz: when your car comes rated as 0.5 horsepower - 0 pts

Servius: I said I wanted more HORSE power!! - 5 pts, 5 vts

Shakara: "Folks say you need horsepower, well, I say that's rubbish. Here, we got 100% cow power!!" - 4 pts
Zanthia: To be fair, Hassan had no idea what he was applying for when the position of "Spare Wheel" was advertised in the local paper. - 8 pts
MathEquals5: It's been nine years since the school ran out of funds, and hard times have befallen the Magic School Bus - 22 pts
ihatesegfaults: when fuel gets 2 expensive 4 u: - 3 pts
hUntanoMAD: "JPEG horse bus isn't real, it can't hurt you" JPEG horse bus: - 5 pts, 3 vts

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Avandor: While the pen may be mightier than the sword, the age old question of gun versus typewriter has never been satisfactorily settled. - 12 pts
bLObStER111: "work, dammit" - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

Dyne The Dying: "I've never heard of a typewronger before, but here you are. Any last lines?" - 4 pts, 3 vts

Servius: After surviving Isla Nublar, Dr. Alan Grant still gets "triggered" when he hears certain sounds - 3 pts

Tarzana: Hunter S Thomson, on a cold day in hell, kills his writing muse. - 7 pts, 3 vts

Harry Turtle: "thats what you get for sexting my wife!" - 7 pts, 4 vts

Soxfan196o: James Bond: Live and Let Type: The Typewriter Chronicles - 0 pts

my dude 2: Hans solo confronting a strange droid about to kill him (a typewriter) - 0 pts

SirStabsalot: decepticon camoflauge hasn't improved much since the 90's - 11 pts

hUntanoMAD: WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE MONEY YOU ANALOG BASTARD - 4 pts, 3 vts
Nannachi: Autocorrect it to duck one more time.. I DARE YOU!!!! - 16 pts

Xenmaster: My momma tol me a kiel yeu

vexor: unused footage from The Shining - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3

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SirStabsalot: aa yes the most american of all instruments: gun - 11 pts
Kinttavo: Killing the mood - 0 pts
Jack In The Box: "Grab your fifes, drums, and bugles. We are going to war" - 2 pts
Soxfan196o: Brace yourself we are doing a rendition of 1812 Overture again and Johnny is here with his musket. - 6 pts
Fargblabble: Despite the protests of the other musicians, no one was able to convince Rutherford that his instrument was not, in fact, an Oboe - 15 pts
MathEquals5: 1812 Overture, with some southern twang - 2 pts

Clawleone: modern cover of Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture - 0 pts

Ninjahunter: The Prequel to 1812 Overture, the 1811 Underture - 1 pt

Chadomancer: The rest of the class hated practicing the contata. Larry lived for it. - 7 pts, 4 vts

Marge: Damned budget cuts! We couldn't afford a cannon for the 1812 Overture, so we had to settle for Jim's uncle's shotgun - 13 pts

Zanthia: Bob was sure nobody spotted his shotgun was actually a vape. - 8 pts

grovel: Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits - 7 pts, 6 vts

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Shakara: Well, they always say "Don't lose your head"... - 6 pts

Chadomancer: *Ahem* My eyes are down here. - 9 pts

Unconventionable: "I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve,but your head? That's something new" - 4 pts
TheGreatReferencer: What Zombies Mean when they Say "I Give Head" - 6 pts
Kemistry: she was happy to give "giving head" new meaning - 6 pts
Indigo Rain: Most guys just have some ribs removed - 14 pts

ange1ade: Presenting our next contestant for Twink of the Month: the Headless Horseman's very own son, Orseman Jr! - 3 pts
Don_Domat: "Why am I looking at your chest? Hey, why are YOU looking at MY chest? Look at my eyes!" - 0 pts

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(art by mishroomarts)