Crimbopalooza Storytelling Contest

Now on the forums!: http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=228559

Rules:

Submissions:

1. Kmail your short fiction with the prompt "Most Unforgettable Crimbo Moment". The entries must exactly have 100 words. Only one entry can be sent per person.

2. Entries:

- Should not have any explicit content
- Must be in one paragraph
- Should not explicitly include names of other users
- Must be in English and should not include emoticons.

3. Deadline of entries is on December 30, 2016, 12:00 AM GMT +8. Depending on the number of entries, semi-finals might be held.

Voting:

1. Each entrant will give 12, 10, 8, 7, 6, down to 1 points to their ten favorite entries excluding their own. The top three highest scores in the final will receive prizes.

2. Entries will be compiled, shuffled, and posted in a single masterpost along with the name of the entrant.

3. Kmail your votes in the following format, points on the left and letter of entry on the right:

12 - _
10 - _
8 - _
7 - _
6 - _
5 - _
4 - _
3 - _
2 - _
1 - _

4. Polls may be opened to add a public voting option. The top 10 of each will receive the same set of points, but with each value multiplied by the number of entrants. Polls will be available once a masterpost is posted.

Prizes: 

1st place: 5 million Meat

2nd place: 3 million Meat

3rd place: 2 million Meat

Consolations

4th-6th place: 150 thousand Meat each

7th-10th place: 100 thousand Meat each

The rest get pasta.

Good luck and may the best story win.