Crimbopalooza 2018 stories and results

Here are the stories from this year's Summerpalooza. Stories are listed on its running order, with the scores next to the entrant name.

Making Poutine Everyday: What is trying to be accomplished here? - 1 pt
coolanybody: *an emo opens his eyes for the first time* - 6 pts
heroic Kol player: first frame: my teachers telling me public speaking will be fun, second frame: me trying not to piss myself on stage - 6 pts
Zecho: I know what this video needs! K-Pop *a massive riot starts to form* - 7 pts, 1 3
SirStabsalot: peekaboo! still don't see you! - 7 pts, 0 3's
John Keel: Put your hands back! Everyone will know I'm blind! - 10 pts
Spazmodic: "Now you see me, Now I can't" - 12 pts
ipadryan: the lady covers her child's eyes but his poor life decisions about his hair covers his eyes from the crowd of people who are certainly booing - 2 pts
blockhead77: Yes in fact I can see... with my third eye that is - 3 pts

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1				2				3		6
			1		2		3			6
		3				1	2	1		7
		2			1	2		2		7
3	1	1	2			3				10
	3		3	3	3					12
2										2
	2			1						3

SirStabsalot: i'm gonna win this game of air hockey, no matter the cost! - 11 pts, 34 vts
WreckedEm: Johnny tried to cover up that he didn't really follow sports - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: when you combine 2 things that you thought were gonna work but the result is terrible - 6 pts
Megamaw: Calvinball. Calvinball has changed. - 12 pts
Nasius: He suddenly realised he had no idea how he got here - 3 pts
ANameILike: When you're so focused on the game and then your friend goes, "You're doing it wrong" - 0 pts
Pasztot: When you're trying to get the non-combat in the haunted gallery during the Halloween black cat bad moon run. - 11 pts, 6 vts
ThirdStrike2: cursed_tabletennis - 0 pts
Zecho: when you thought you knew nothing about sports but then you see your friend - 8 pts
Draculinary: "FORE!" - 5 pts
JXQZ: i <3 golf - 0 pts
JoJobi: Danica Patrick steps up to the freethrow line, moments before releasing the puck and scoring the touchdown- winning the Triple Crown for Holland. - 9 pts

			3		3			3	2				11
		1			2	2		2					7
				2	1		2		1				6
2	3			1					3		3		12
						1	1			1			3
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3	1	2	2					1			2		11
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		3					3			2			8
1										3	1		5
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	2		1	3		3							9

Maruin: "When you rip open an envelope and also rip the money contained therein" - 3 pts, 1 vt
heroic Kol player: when you delete your project - 7 pts
lagoticspy: RIP Fortune 500 - 8 pts
Greenfrog74: How to go from 60 to 0 in just one second. - 2 pts
JXQZ: "whats this foreign nonsense" - 4 pts
ShinyPlatypus: combining the joys of smashing the state and opening a present - 3 pts, 1 vt
Zecho: when you thought the last gift was socks, like all the others - 14 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: The money was fake anyways. Bills go up to $100. (Here in Canada, at least) -1 pt
Cheops: I'm so strong, I can shred 500 pounds with just my bare hands - 15 pts
SirStabsalot: Merry christmas from the universal bureau of screw you - 3 pts, 3 vts

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3			2		1		1			7
					3		3	1	1	8
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		1							3	4
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2	3	3		1			2	3		14
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	2	2	3	2	2	2			2	15
	1		1			1				3

Lovely Lady Leviathan: me during finals - 9 pts
blockhead77: And they swore TV's could never feel emotions... - 0 pts
killing_you_guy: "I'm sure Senpai noticed you" - 4 pts
Zecho: when yu see your waifu start to cry and you wanna get on her good side - 2 pts, 2 vts
heroic Kol player: when you try to help by saying "oof" - 10 pts
Fatbob: He's not a Weeb, the cheap OLEDs are just leaking again... - 2 pts, 1 vt
McMoolish: "Fictiophilia: Stage 7 of 10." - 3 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: She deserves this. She has bad "von Karma". - 6 pts
Loathbred: When the hentai is censored - 21 pts
Maruin: When the plastic bazooka won't proc... - 3 pts, 3 vts

	2	2		2		1			2	9
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	1						3			4
								1	1	2
3			1					3	3	10
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		1	2							3
2					2	2				6
1	3	3	3	3	3	3	2			21
				1	1		1			3

Making Poutine Everyday: More headless images... soon headless will be the new trend! - 0 pts
Razorbell: "Oh my god, do you see those cute birds?" "No, Erin, I don't see ANYTHING." - 9 pts, 5 vts
SkullZMinus: "Honey, are you SEEING this?" "For the last time, no, I'm not seeing anything." - 7 pts
heroic Kol player: when you go to France and another revolution starts - 15 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Lobotomite exchange program is looking good so far" - 10 pts
Volc: Maybe we shouldn't put a horny teen in charge of mannequin placement - 2 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: sadly neither of them would ever give or receive head. - 9 pts, 4 vts
Greenfrog74: How no head humans action.Only interested in other organs. - 0 pts
Zecho: LEAKED IMAGES OF CARTOON PARENTS - 9 pts, 4 vts
ANameILike: Mannequins at Macy's - 2 pts, 1 vt
DankPotato: When ur too hard - 3 pts

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		2	2		2			2	1				9
1			3			1			2				7
3	1			3		3	2	3					15
			1		1	2	3		3				10
								1		1			2
	2	3		1	3								9
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	3	1		2						3			9
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2							1						3

(Sauce. Edited by Zach)