Ascendancy8: "Listen here you little shit"

"I can't, I literally have no ears" - 11 pts, 4 vts

JustAnotherPerson1: "You gotta keep your head in the game, try again" - 4 pts, 3 vts

KoL Miners Daughter: "We got to stop losing our heads over things!" - 15 pts

Tomas the Rouge: Dude, where's your head? - 4 pts, 2 vts

Joker: i told you i am not down for head games. - 3 pts, 2 vts

thecatlady: Dude, no too much stubble. We need you cleanshaven for phototaking day! - 0 pts

troubletop: proof that you can mansplain without a good head your shoulders, or any head at all - 5 pts

Dyne The Dying: Making a point and coming out ahead, just in the neck of time. - 2 pts

Dasilareina: "youre completely thoughtless!" - 3 pts, 3 vts

kailla: "i think nostrils are usually about this far apart" - 8 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: im sorry but im leaving you for a girl with a good head on her shoulders - 11 pts, 7 vts

	2		3			3	3						11
						2	1			1			4
1	3			3	3			2		3			15
					1				3				4
			2					1					3
													0
3		2											5
										2			2
		1		1					1				3
		3					2	3					8
2	1		1	2	2	1			2				11

(Original, edited by Dragon)

Mistress of the Obvious: You can go with this, or you can go with that! - 5 pts, 4 vts
soma33: ....if we move the couch here.... - 5 pts, 3 vts
Jag Pasta: The Tower of Pisa seems to have been renovated a bit... Oh well, I'll still pretend to hold it up. - 6 pts
COUNT SAUCEY: World's Worst Mime - 5 pts, 2 vts
FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo: Friends don't let friends mime whilst drunk. - 9 pts, 4 vts

	1	1	1	2						5
		2	2	1						5
3				3						6
2	3									5
1	2	3	3							9

Rgarz1: "Everyone rips on the fat guy but even the ref agrees bullying Sumo Sam deserves a Falcon Punch" - 6 pts
Glovinator87: Breakin' 2: Majestic Seppuku - 8 pts
Zammorak: "I never trust a man farther than I can throw him." - 19 pts
Judias Iscariot: Sumo flop, referee was just in a bad place xD - 1 pt
Pyacide: "sumo wrestler of Isle of man pays homage to his flag" - 8 pts
Monarch309: For those days when you think you had a bad day at the office . . . - 4 pts
Plehq2: grand reenactment of the last scene in "The Road to El Dorado" - 2 pts, 1 vt
SwordsRCool: The young Lady lets Both fighters know that if your Smelly Foot is not REMOVED Instantly from My Nose or I will step into the Ring & Take you both on, then you can smell my feet. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Korcedle: Critical Failure Dodge, Critical Success Attack - 7 pts
Eyelash: you've seen it here folks, the only match that is totally undecipherable - 3 pts

						2	1	1	2	6
		3	3	2						8
3			2	3		3	3	2	3	19
1										1
	3				2			3		8
	1	1					2			4
		2								2
					1				1	2
2	2				3					7
			1	1		1				3