LordVenom: hurry i must get soup
CheGuevara: "Why did the snowmobile cross the road?" "Why?" "To get to the powder side..."
MathEquals5: She should've known a snowstorm wasn't going to stop her girlfriend from visiting

Chadomancer: Hurry, Robot-Nanny-Nun! We must get the soup before it is cold and the world ends!
Zanthia: Deliverskidoo!
potatolimerance: I will NOT stop farting until you slow down!
Fire Salamander: If I play golf and you use the snowmobile, I'll be able to tell you where the hole in the road is!
anomynus: Get in, loser, we're going to meditate.

The Mountebank: "Remind me why we're playing golf this time of year. And why I picked a white ball."

Soxfan196o: "Turn around I forgot my coat and snow pants"