The Dashing Protagonist: Playing Games on Dial-Up was the Dark Souls of the internet - 8 pts
JackSarpticEye: The Shate? Shaie? Shape? Cyber Cafe: Only lets you go to 4chan - 1 pt
SeraPHOny: A sign from before we learned we could silence modems' cries of pain. - 9 pts, 5 vts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "No, It's not a typho. Now sit in the chair, I'll tie you up. Enjoy internet as it was in 1996." - 10 pts
R2N: Unbeknownst to the memeing public, the typo was elsewhere on the sign of The Shite Internet Cafe. - 5 pts
SadOatcakes: "Those truth-in-advertising laws were really taking a toll on business." - 9 pts, 4 vts
CroThunder: Address: Hell avenue 404 - 1 pt
gANeLoN: Time Warner Spectrum is the exclusive internet provider for hell. - 4 pts
noodlesman222: suffering - 0 pts
Stormwolfenstein: "Oh look, they have kingdom of loathing here!" - 13 pts

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Dr Ragon: I've heard of being forced to eat your words, but this takes it to a whole new level - 10 pts

DrthTater: This is what happens when you wash "Dry Clean Only" clothing - 5

Wystan: What Bedsheets? - 8 pts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Getting tie-red of you messing with my cravat, Phoenix." "Would you say you're at the end of your rope, then?" "Go to hell" - 2 pts

gANeLoN: Jerry hasn't been the same since his wife died. - 3 pts

Broken Golem: Miles, your voice seems a bit... ruff. - 14 pts
aurumbos: "What are you looking at?" - 6 pts, 4 vts
Volc: Is that a frill in your pocket or are you happy to see me? - 7 pts, 3 vts
CroThunder: "Can't hear you over all of my awesome bowties" - 6 pts, 3 vts

spaghettigirl: You have got to quit using Seinfeld for your fashion choices. - 4 pts
Plasma Blade on Fire: "I know wnat you think i'll say. But it... kind of suits you, Miles. It hides most of your face. No objections here." - 7 pts, 5 vts

(Extra votes from Omar Basel of Ace Attorney Hell on Facebook)

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