Today's mystery box is...

IdiotWithAMatch: ...had to say this, but Lamb Sauce - 1 pt
Tiny Plastic Lelep: ...full of Jesus, spiritual fulfillment, and stern admonitions against avarice. - 6 pts
deadleeplatapus: ...found in your parents bedroom. GO! - 4 pts
Elston Gunn: ...filled with Palialia, the language disorder that makes one involuntary repeat certain words or phrases, so be careful not to open it because today's mystery box is filled with Palialia, the involuntary language disorder that makes o - 12 pts
Brimund: ...made of chocolate hopes and dreams, which you need to smash with this mallet to get to the real ingredient for today which is artificially coloured misery - 7 pts, 3 vts
Phantax: ...cubic! - 7 pts, 4 vts
Happy Hippy: ...a moostery! - 5 pts

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(Pre-game 1)

ElectricBoo: ...a mystery. Because if I told you what it was, it wouldn't be a mystery no mo. - 13 pts
JXQZ: ...lonely - 5 pts
Grimeaper: ...a box - 4 pts
gonecases: ...a familiar! - 1 pt
Disco Stews Party Van: ...a brand new car! - 1 pt
OrangeDyna: ...noodles! - 1 pt
Hunter Horrid: ...a cardboard container of pure awesomeness.... oh since it's friday there is a drink thrown in there too. - 2 pts
Mco:  ...with or without a cat - 10 pts
lulupoh1: ... ... ...unending suspense. And that's all for today, folks, see you next time! - 14 pts
DeaksDeetee: ...empty. - 8 pts, 3 vts
The Predator: ...anything! It could even be a boat! - 8 pts, 4 vts

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(Pre-game 2)

deadleeplatapus: ...filled with the shattered dreams of the red-headed children - 8 pts, 5 vts
Hunter Horrid: ...made completely from 100% recyclable cardboard! - 7 pts, 4 vts
TheSilhouette: ...EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! - 2 pts
lulupoh1: ...sealed shut. *Frank, WHERE IS THAT CHAINSAW!* *sorry boss. i'll get it right away!* - 0 pts
Costanzafaust: ...full of centipedes. YOU LOSE!!! - 7 pts, 3 vts
Walowitz: ...self loathing with a side of shame. - 8 pts, 3 vts
DrthTater: ...Hugh Hefner's lifeless corpse - 10 pts

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(Pre-game 3)

ChunkyGnocchi: ...Blankity, blaNKITY, BLA N K. - 1 pt
Ugotponed12: ...not actually a box! But a sphere! - 9 pts
DudeCats: ...Crippling Depression - 16 pts

TheSilhouette: ...inside another box, inside a house, inside a simulation, of a simulation, inside another simulation, INSIDE ANOTHER GIANT SIMULATION! of what's going on inside Alex Jones' head. - 7 pts
DeaksDeetee: ...fractal. - 5 pts
SadOatcakes: ...a birthday present for SadOatcakes! - 0 pts
norsegodofmischief: ...Antique Tacklebox - 1 pt
AarDeeCue: ... an Uncle Buck. - 1 pt
Devilleboi: ...a Boxer's boxer-dog, boxed on boxing-day after being box-ed so it would bork while boxed - 13 pts

OrangeDyna: ...Lyle's head in a box. - 10 pts

ElectricBoo: ...You acquire: Something??? - 3 pts

MaybeBoB: ...Halloween candies filled with razor blades! - 6 pts

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(Pre-game 4)

Volc: ...a mystery. Go figure! - 8 pts 4 vts

Grimeaper: ...A box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which has a box which... - 4 pts, 2 vts

Disco Stews Party Van: ...A Cageful of BEES! - 4 pts, 2 vts

Aithre: ...*punch in your face* NOW this is a box >:D - 1 pt

Thortag: ...a pack of the brand new Marlboro Blunts, presmoked for your convenience. - 8 pts, 3 vts

supertinkerhero: ...a cube? a tesseract? a dodekeract? err... at this point, I give up - 2 pts, 2 vts

Llamasoup: ...deep inside my nasal cavity - 4 pts, 3 vts

Minerslave4: delicious - 0 pts

shkspr: an enigma wrapped in a pair of dots. - 2 pts, 1 vt

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: ..."...we open Pandora's Box, inside we find... stupid memes about Trump and avocado toast, we are doomed." - 9 pts, 4 vts

Walowitz: ...filled with that sneaking suspicion that someone is watching you from somewhere, somehow, while you're peeing.... *shudder* - 6 pts, 3 vts
TheSilhouette: ...whispering omae wa mou...shindeiru! ...NANI?!?!?!?!?! then explodes with a man wearing a groin-tight onesie yelling "I'm GAAAAAAAAAY!!!" - 6 pts, 2 vts

MaybeBoB: ...where I hid the bodies. - 9 pts, 6 vts

Elston Gunn: ...locked with your memories of a time where guessing what's inside mystery boxes meant something to you. there is no key. - 5 pts, 3 pts

AshGM: ....Lyle's head and penguin feathers. - 24 pts

JojoTwentyFo: ...another box in a box!! - 5 pts, 4 vts

Moose_Drool: ...a box of mysteries!  - 5 pts, 2 vts

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supertinkerhero: when you try your best, but you don't succeed... - 3 pts

Llamasoup: First box: Wanna see how much frosting I can put on a cake? / Second box: Sure why not / Third box: I want to die - 10 pts

Thortag: He's so stoned he will eat this without realizing it's shaving cream and earwax. - 6 pts

Devilleboi: Charlie: Hey mang, you try tastin your own lips? Mine taste good. Gordon: Mmm mine are yummy Narrator: It was later found that Charlie had baked marijuana into his cake - 6 pts

CocktailMaker: tfw that is still the best attempt at my cooking - 4 pts

deadleeplatapus: C = "You were my inspiration" R = "That looks like a dishevelled piece of S(*! with frosting on top!" C = "...." - 7 pts

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mmg3012: Now I see why Bashy hates these things - 0 pts
Clemenceau: Oy! Yeast! No one told you to rise you fuckin' wanker! - 8 pts, 3 vts
AshGM: Bet YOUR bread only rose to this much, but that s why you re watching - 8 pts, 4 vts
Muush: Actually, my bollocks really are this big. - 10 pts
ChunkyGnocchi: "You have to firmly GRASP it!" - 4 pts

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Ronge: my Familiar keeps me warm - 5 pts
Aithre: The road to Hell's Kitchen is paved with good relationship with sheep. - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3
Spaceballs the Horse: Ewe gotta be kidding me, Mate...We can't serve lambchops this bloody rare! - 10 pts
Devilleboi: Oh good lord, its just pissed down me neck. Wait a minute LAMB SAUCE! - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's
The Predator: "Anyway, here's wonderwool' - 9 pts

Truejordan: Are ewe ready for this? - 4 pts, 3 vts

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Volc: Hell's Kitchen: Dyslexia Edition - 8 pts
supertinkerhero: Just a few blocks away from Hell's kitchen... - 3 pts
Dis Co Creator of disco: Gordank memesey - 5 pts
Llamasoup: Gordan's got fangirls - 0 pts
Aithre: Gordon Ramsey certainly does not expect himself to be immortalized in an art museum, of all things - 7 pts
Devilleboi: How to evolve your Gordon: First evolution at 15 anger, second evolution by giving a Cocaine-elemental stone - 13 pts

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