ChunkyGnocchi: Seriously? These glasses are so dirty not even a bum would wear them! - 2 pts, 2 vts

girlTrex: Seriously, this dish looks so awful, I'd rather stab my eye with my glasses than look at it. - 2 pts, 1 vt

OrangeDyna: When you cut your toenails too short for the seventy-eight time. - 7 pts

Walowitz: When the toast doesnt fall jelly side up. - 13 pts

gorgontamer: Gordon had had enough of these damn gifs - 5 pts

Spaceballs the Horse: After saving up for months, young Gordon realized his X-ray spectacles he ordered from the back of the comic book didn't do crap. - 11 pts

TheSilhouette: "Darn Glasses fog!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

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	3	2		2	3	3				13
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	2	3	1	3		2				11
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