Tersr: The first fish run office sprung a leak - 1 pt
Muush: "This is not what I meant when I said I wanted an ocean view!" - 4 pts
Sparksol: Although fun at first, filling the entire apartment complex with gelatin turned out to be unwise. No one was ready for that much jelly. - 10 pts, 2 3's
lagoticspy: um this isn't exacly what I meant when I asked for an indoor swimming pool. - 7 pts
hiyamate: well, you can't complain god doesn't help with washing up - 2 pts, 2 vts
Grushvak: I know, I know, dolphins are super smart and awesome, but let me tell you, they make awful flatmates. - 5 pts
BearFortress: "no honey of course i turned off the sink" - 10 pts, 1 3
TwoLions: I clogged the toliet again - 2 pts, 1 vt
Ouro Boros: following the "incident" the Aral sea had to be let go. It was a hard worker, but its temper and drowning of coworkers was a bit much. - 3 pts
Poodle Noodles: Man, screw underwater hotels. - 16 pts 
Volc: When they said drowning in paperwork, they might have taken the 'drowning' bit too literally. - 6 pts

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