Monechetti: "Yeah, I'd like one battle-sequence based rpg burger...you're out of 
those? Well, we'll make due" - 8 pts
Mco: that is IT!! i am sick of them desecrating our corpses - 3 pts, 1 vt
Anthony J Crowley: there are easier ways to grease your hairdo - 9 pts
Churchhill34: Guys, you sure this was the Road to White Castle? - 9 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: One can't live off Phoenix Downs alone. - 3 pts, 3 vts
WhoWhovian: "After a long day of killing monsters and grinding to level 50 , I think 
we all deserve these calories." - 4 pts

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3			1	3	2					9
2	3	3		1						9
1		1			1					3
	2		2							4

The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

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(Source. Edited by Zach)

annG: Girl to her date: Can you see what's missing here? ...The D. Gimme the D. - 5 pts, 4 vts
Man Who Go Boo: IKEA presents: Skog - the flatpack forest - 5 pts, 2 vts
SolarChicken: the answer is E - 0 pts
gANeLoN: The job application for a Tree Planter. - 11 pts
Tay Zonday: I'm at a loss for words as to what this could possibly be. - 2 pts
Derplingtons: I don't get the point of this picture, I'm at a loss as to what this means - 1 pt
DeaksDeetee: These new bathroom signs are really confusing. - 15 pts
breakingamber: The answer is a. - 0 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: Loss, elementary edition - 2 pts
QuantumGamerYT: IQ test graders these days: "Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons" - 9 pts
nukeboy1313: Fucking IKEA! - 10 pts

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					2								2
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3	3	3			3		3						15
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1			3		1	1	1	3					10

astraia: can't be eating that if it's on my feet :^) - 1 pt
LunarTurnip: I've loss-T my faith in humanity and not having foot fungus. - 0 pts
SolarChicken: number 15
QuantumGamerYT: https:// www.youtube.com/ watch?v=gEa0LDrD3h4 Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce. i would not someone standing in my lettuce with their feet (monotone) - number 11
Derplingtons: Introducing the new burger king two-for-one meme deal, featuring everyone's favorite meme, foot lettuce, and the classic t-pose - 2 pts
JAD: Turns out the inspiration for the Vitruvian Man was just some jerk who worked at Subway... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Laureth: Hyaaaaah! With my Double Dragon Claw I can shred lettuce like Master Shredder! - 7 pts, 3 vts
gANeLoN: Lettuce give thanks to our lord and savior. - 12 pts, 6 vts
Axenor: Now just hear me out. We've all heard of a HEAD of lettuce but what if we... - 12 pts, 5 vts
R2N: "The mayonnaise has aligned. We must continue the ritual." - 7 pts, 4 vts
tetrahedron moon: He who watches over the memes - 4 pts

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		2											2
2		3	2										7
3									2	2			7
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	2			1	3	2		3		1			12
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					2	1	1			3			7
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QuantumGamerYT: checkers... the new age sport. And yes, it s a sport. Don t argue with me or they ll check you - 2 pts, 1 vt
Derplingtons: Shoji? More like sho-me where the exit is, that shit is boring - 1 pt
LunarTurnip: At least one of those players is also wondering if this is loss. -  5 pts
Volc: Only those that master the game can graduate to Starcraft. - 6 pts
Tay Zonday: "Nothing has every been more important, for the winner of this game will be able... to get the first turn on the Xbox." - 13 pts
Haohuas Relative: so this is what geniuses do for fun - 0 pts
nukeboy1313: "so, my horsey takes your tower" - 10 pts
SolarChicken: intense concentration in the annual (insert board game name here) competition! No shoes! - 1 pt
gANeLoN: "Susan! We know! There is a tentacle monster outside, but Jerry just got a triple king. We have to see this through." - 18 pts
SuzyQs: and... GO! - 3 pts
DeaksDeetee: "And Japan's pyrokenesis finals is about to begin..." - 7 pts
MonkeyPants23: "If you make the wrong move, you will bring shame to your ancestors" - 12 pts
GrandTheftKarma: "My pieces look crooked. Do your pieces look crooked?" - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "You're already fired" "NANI?!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

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2					3		2		2	3									12
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