gANeLoN: 15 years from now, an aging Megan Fox will sit on a casting couch. Across from her a stone faced director. Behind him a old rose is framed on the wall. The flower, now dried up and dead symbolizes his love of her and all woman. He will hurt her today like she hurt him all those years ago. She will rue the day she rejected Herbert J. Cumstuffings. - 10 pts

Graelk: When you try your best but you don't succeed~ - 3 pts

Jesara: Who is this man trying to drag me away!? And a rose for my loooove - 0 pts
soulcarver: "Megan! Maybe this rose will make your personality stink less!" - 1 pt
CATATTACK123: anybody else notice the guy with the rose's mouth? he's probably named Jeff - 1 pt
Poison Ax on Plasma: "When Dave saw that pair of eyes, he knew. He could see their whole life together. But alas, Jerry's job as a bodyguard came first." - 6 pts
Albatross: "Rose are re---aw, no wait. Crap." -5 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: Roses are red/ some are yellow/ wtf is this/ get me away from this fellow - 14 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: "And this kids, was how I met your mother" - 9 pts
Draculinary: "Maderm? Maderm, a flur! I got a flur! Maderm? - 11 pts

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Volc: Christian TV Walk-Again Miracles: The Ride - 7 pts, 4 vts
Ouro Boros: Stairs to Nowhere Inc. had been the largest start up in history, but things went down hill after their first exhibition. - 7 pts, 3 vts
Sparksol: The main (and only) attraction of the "Disabled Danger Park" didn't attract any backers to help fund more "rides." - 10 pts
mansh0: ADA compliant Penrose stairs :-) - 2 pts
JXQZ: rocky vii: rocky v. escher - 3 pts
freemont: ...and once again.. thank you for riding the KOL experience... - 7 pts, 4 vts

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Zen00: The view 0.5 seconds before the worlds first ISS dive ended tragically. - 4 pts
kuankyh: The Sweeds sure know how to keep themselves afloat in the world economy with their interntional banks - 11 pts
JXQZ: swedish splash - 0 pts
kirahvikoira: nice poolside vacation? not in sweden for sure! - 8 pts
randomperson123: Sweden by the pool - 7 pts

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soulcarver: What do you mean "PUBG is top of the steam charts again this week?" - 3 pts
Draculinary: "We expect a 30% AoE increase in the fifth quarter, and we'll be pulling the Tank line in December to reduce lootbox overhead - 12 pts
BlueMoon31: Halliday s scholars IRL. anyone who watched Ready Player One would understand this - 3 pts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "I can't belive it. That's a SWEET Flower Shirt!" - 0 pts
noodlesman222: Hey there kids! Today we will be play - I mean "learning" about... Ah fuck this. Were just gunna play video games. Dont tell your parents. - 7 pts, 3 vts
gANeLoN: Steve! I don't care what rank your bird has in LOL. If he shits on my floor one more time, he is going out in the hall with Jerry. - 5 pts
Volc: Tush with Glimmer Cape? What a noob - GG, report, end mid please. - 8 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: Welcome to the board meeting. In today's agenda, we will be discussing how to properly soak lanes and also how to not feed the enemy team. - 9 pts
CroThunder: "Boss: And i went pew pew pew on their base
Employe: boss we are trying to work here
Boss: pew pew
Parrot: noob" - 7 pts, 4 vts

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JxQZ: speaks more than one language - 2 pts
WackoKid: Cheap and fucking phishy... - 0 pts
Ouro Boros: Journal entry Day 31: The humans have accepted me as one of their own, but for some reason never seem to make eye contact with me. - 10 pts
DeaksDeetee: The program worked like those glasses in They Live. He was seeing the true faces behind the "people" on the internet. - 11 pts
Ranzer: "Want to get your flippers on these hot singles? Click here!" - 13 pts
Volc: Man, the Ecco franchise has really gone downhill... - 6 pts

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JackSarpticEye: Fig 3-4: An example of the internet phenomenon known as "Rule 34"" - 6 pts
HeroBill: "wtf" - 1 pt
Indigo Rain: "I haven't got rock hard since my wife left me. Sarah. I miss you. I love you. My life is nothing without you. This isn't a joke or an entry for the caption contest." - 6 pls come back Sarah
Roman Runner: Well, one day at a time - 2 pts

DrthTater: No matter how hard she tried, she never could get a head - 9 pts
gANeLoN: "Nicole" by O.J. - 7 pts, 3 vts
The Predator: *unzips* - 10 pts
Dr Ragon: The stereotypical Male Gaze when meeting a new woman at the bar - 16 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: Nothng makes me wetter than someone who wants me for my mind... - 1 pt
Graelk: beautiful but not the best at giving head - 7 pts, 4 vts
DIEGO1marcUS: I can't believe that preorder statue bonus from Dead Island Riptide got its own fanart - 4 pts
aurumbos: W-wait Celty, don't do that! We're in public! - 3 pts
Mco: my new girlfriend takes the term "giving head" a bit too literally... good thing she is hot! - 6 pts

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(Source. Edited by Zach)

Dr Ragon: I've heard of being forced to eat your words, but this takes it to a whole new level - 10 pts

DrthTater: This is what happens when you wash "Dry Clean Only" clothing - 5

Wystan: What Bedsheets? - 8 pts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Getting tie-red of you messing with my cravat, Phoenix." "Would you say you're at the end of your rope, then?" "Go to hell" - 2 pts

gANeLoN: Jerry hasn't been the same since his wife died. - 3 pts

Broken Golem: Miles, your voice seems a bit... ruff. - 14 pts
aurumbos: "What are you looking at?" - 6 pts, 4 vts
Volc: Is that a frill in your pocket or are you happy to see me? - 7 pts, 3 vts
CroThunder: "Can't hear you over all of my awesome bowties" - 6 pts, 3 vts

spaghettigirl: You have got to quit using Seinfeld for your fashion choices. - 4 pts
Plasma Blade on Fire: "I know wnat you think i'll say. But it... kind of suits you, Miles. It hides most of your face. No objections here." - 7 pts, 5 vts

(Extra votes from Omar Basel of Ace Attorney Hell on Facebook)

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