Death by Gnocchi: Why Flip? It's Only a Bathroom! - 1 pt
Ouro Boros: ugh why do you always do this? I was just getting a jacket! - 5 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Guys, I'm serious about this!" "Hi serious, I'm dad" - 13 pts
[Unknown user]: Hey mom and dad I found a job - 8 pts
Deus Ex Machina: It was then that I began to suspect that my parents were really ninjas - 11 pts
will408914: And I thought acrobats could roll with the punches. - 2 pts
shkspr: "You've agreed to burn you're Les Miz t-shirt. We're SO Happy!" - 2 pts

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1		3		1						5
	3		3	3	3	1				13
2	2	1			1	2				8
3	1		2		2	3				11
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		2								2