Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "Pen, do you have a fetish on headless men, or do you just hate heads? This is an entry, and a concerned question at the same time! Wowie!"  - 4 pts, 1 3
Llamasoup: The girls have been swooning over him since that nearly fatal squid monster encounter - 11 pts
JAD: All this diet and exercise and I still can't get "ahead" in life... - 14 pts
heroic Kol player: this is what happens when the plastic mannequins are on break - 2 pts, 1 vt
Making Poutine Everyday: Be careful, that necklace can slip off very easily. No sudden movements, jumping, dancing, lying down, etc. - 10 pts

Meh657: Headless person does not bleed - 0 pts
Lord President: "When a person sends more than one entry" - 7 pts
Zammorak: Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and took my whole head off! - 4 pts, 0 3's
JustAnotherPerson1: "don't look! He's missing his head!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

	3			1						4
2		1	3	2		3				11
1			2	3	3	1	3	1		14
								2		2
	1	3	1		2			3		10
										0
3	2						2			7
		2				2				4
					1		1			2

(Source. Edited by Zach)

Zammorak: No need to lose your head over it. - 12 pts
damien1: "i know, i know. you're thinking how did i get that scar on my abdomen? well everyone has their secrets." - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: ACTUAL PHOTO of french king in heaven colourised circa 1795 - 3 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: truly, he never had his head about him until after the first cup of coffee. - 13 pts
gANeLoN: I know what your thinking. How is this possible? Have you always been this way? The answer is, yes. I was born with no nipples and a vagina on my abdomen. - 9 pts
Llamasoup: When you take mannequin senpai home - 6 pts, 4 vts
GrayWing: not my cup of tea - 10 pts
VolcWatcher: Sooo where does he pour that coffee exactly? - 3 pts, 1 vt
SirStabsalot: guess what else has no head ;)? - 6 pts, 3 vts
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "the average communist" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: Down the throat, through the throat, poured down the throat. - 3 pts, 1 vt
ThePig: X: hey look at me in the eye. Z: you have no eye - 2 pts
LowRez: WTF?!?? No cream? - 0 pts

	1	1	1			2		2	1	2	2		12
				1				3			1		5
1			2										3
2	2				2	3		1	3				13
					3		3			3			9
				2		1	2					1	6
	3	2					1			1		3	10
		3											3
				3	1							2	6
3											3		6
			3										3
									2				2
													0

(Source. Edited by Zach)