shgr: "In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity." -sun tzu - 3 pts, 2 vts
Chadomancer: Dave should have known Ben meant something different by "flood his defenses" when Ben showed up in shorts. - 12 pts

JAD: I've got this sinking feeling I'm about to get checkmated... - 11 pts

theMalcolite: "Pawn to Sea 4." "Don't you mean C-" "No." - 5 pts
Not Me Yet: and thus , on that fatefull day, the famous sport of water chess was invented - 0 pts

Lynnielily: secret of chess master... heart still like water. - 0 pts
Senor Amor: No, no. I said "water chestnuts!" - 6 pts

The Tainted Wisdom: ...And this is the universe where Earth experienced an apocalyptic flood of chocolate milk. The poorest citizens are forced to contend with curd marshes and "choco foot". - 3 pts, 1 vt

Monarch309: "You sunk my battleship" - 10 pts

KoL Miners Daughter: Ted and Rob said they would play come hell or high water. The high water came and they still played. - 9 pts, 2 2's

hUntanoMAD: No, that's fine. Take your time. Think it over. We're not, like, in a hurry or anything. Got the whole day here. - 9 pts, 3 2's
aarty: aligators biting while chess
blockhead77: Extreme Chess! Think or Sink? Coming to you on Sunday at 6pm! - 4 pts

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