Chadomancer: It was then that Jerry realized he had confused the scalp wax for Super Glue once again. - 11 pts
Soxfan196o: Thats my good boy. - 8 pts, 3 vts
Don_Domat: Did you put superglue on your head to paste your hair??? Omg, yes, you really did! - 4 pts

Vitellozzo: When you are bald but your love is so angry she forgets it and start pulling you by your ghost hair strings - 2 pts
hleghe: "trying to get hair from a stone" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Marconius: when my spouse wants to try a little hair pulling and I'm doing my best to make her happy - 7 pts, 4 vts
Zanthia: It's called a pony tail because when you lift it up there's an arsehole underneath! - 1 pt
Yawwn: "I know a bowler when I see one" - 7 pts, 3 vts

The Patron Saint of Depravity: As you can see, my kink has been adversely affecting my hairline. - 4 pts

amoebalady: Neville was horrified to find that his brilliant plan to shave his head did not, in fact, shield him from the consequences of making derogatory and insulting "jokes" at Sheila's expense. - 10 pts
Cheese: When your kink isn't feasible but she works with you anyways - 5 pts, 4 vts
Drbanjo: You're fighting ed the unbalding - 8 pts, 4 vts

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