Chadomancer: It was at this exact moment that Michelle realized the drugs were starting to kick in and she wasn't wearing her adult diapers.

hUntanoMAD: Nobody can tell you you're doing it wrong if nobody knows what you're doing

Soxfan196o: Why did I choose this over jail?
Kemistry: locked in the heat of the game, the internet stared at the camera as the heat of the fart met her nostrils
amoebalady: Ellen was convinced she was going to die here, as the game stretched into Day 3. Everyone had forgotten whose turn it was next, but were all too polite to mention it.

Waimless: Go is an abstract strategy board game for two players in which the aim is to fence off more territory than the opponent. The game was invented in China more than 2,500 years ago- Oh, a joke about it? Uh... Whoever loses this is GO-ing to have a big headac

Verdant Purple: "I'll show you mine if you shogi yours."

nehzee: top 10 reasons why japan's population is not rising
Zanthia: Mr. Miyagi demosnstrated his skills once again, being 4 Nil up in the staring flies to death contest.

y2kjman: I cant believe that turd came out of her... how did it fit?

Demit: "staring into your soul" team leading 4-0 in cheese staring contest