Chadomancer: It was at this exact moment that Michelle realized the drugs were starting to kick in and she wasn't wearing her adult diapers. - 3 pts

hUntanoMAD: Nobody can tell you you're doing it wrong if nobody knows what you're doing - 10 pts

Soxfan196o: Why did I choose this over jail? - 4 pts
Kemistry: locked in the heat of the game, the internet stared at the camera as the heat of the fart met her nostrils - 8 pts
amoebalady: Ellen was convinced she was going to die here, as the game stretched into Day 3. Everyone had forgotten whose turn it was next, but were all too polite to mention it. - 18 pts

Waimless: Go is an abstract strategy board game for two players in which the aim is to fence off more territory than the opponent. The game was invented in China more than 2,500 years ago- Oh, a joke about it? Uh... Whoever loses this is GO-ing to have a big headac - 0 pts

Verdant Purple: "I'll show you mine if you shogi yours." - 5 pts

nehzee: top 10 reasons why japan's population is not rising - 8 pts
Zanthia: Mr. Miyagi demosnstrated his skills once again, being 4 Nil up in the staring flies to death contest. - 3 pts

y2kjman: I cant believe that turd came out of her... how did it fit? - 0 pts

Demit: "staring into your soul" team leading 4-0 in cheese staring contest - 7 pts

				2						1			3
3		1					3	3					10
	1							1		2			4
2		3							3				8
1	3	2	2		1	3	1	2		3			18
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			3	1					1				5
				3	3				2				8
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	2		1		2	2							7