Chadomancer: Where? WHERE does it say "If I stick my head through the partition again, you'll chop it off"? - 7 pts

muRnjENDoof: "the kid sitting next to me on the bus when he sees me playing a game on my phone:"- 10 pts

Rishi Sunak: Joko had an ability to look at problems from other angles and achieved amazing results - 4 pts

zANThia: And suddenly the concept of pivot tables was invented. - 10 pts
mATHeQUALS5: "And if I press this button here, the guillotine activates" - 13 pts
Don_Domat: "Oooooh, look! Some selling a min-priced IotM." - 5 pts

antic THE FEARless: Another day at work with Mr. Fantastic - 2 pts, 2 vts
vrdt: Jannet my evil double is crawling out of the mirror... again - 2 pts, 1 vt
Gawea: Oh, you're in luck! It says here these heads are buy one get one free! - 0 pts

Sinnaj63: Taking instructions after a computer mouse shortage very literally, tech support is now happening exclusively through computer mouseholes - 2 pts, 1 vt
lYNNIElIlY: "Look, have to head out after this, alright?" - 11 pts

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