Chadomancer: I asked God to show me a sign. This is what I got. Could have been worse.
amoebalady: "Ha! Kids these days think they're so smart. Steal all my rulers, will they? They didn't call me the MacGyver of Mobile City for nothing! This lesson WILL CONTINUE!"

Waimless: For astrological mathematics, Professor Rakesh likes to pull out the BIG ruler.

s8n8ataco: "So as you can see, the slope of the line continues indefinitely in either direction."

bLOCKhEaD77: Now you see kids, contrary to what jschlatt says, road signs are, in fact, free.

Zanthia: The Ho Chi Minh sign fell again. Mr. Dong was finding this pretty hanoi-ing!

dOctOr clAW: Remember that time you asked why a "yard stick" is only three feet?
Soxfan196o: My old work went out of business and I kept the sign for this purpose.

littlebitofSonshine: Yawn hes showing of his ruler again
Rishi Sunak: Ho Chi Minh rules, OK?

Sinnaj63: Caption: The ruler has decreed that all rulers shall decree the rulers decree

sdugicus: Wanna join in a chorus of the Amerasian blues? When it's Christmas out in Ho Chi Minh City