Chadomancer: I asked God to show me a sign. This is what I got. Could have been worse. - 12 pts, 7 vts
amoebalady: "Ha! Kids these days think they're so smart. Steal all my rulers, will they? They didn't call me the MacGyver of Mobile City for nothing! This lesson WILL CONTINUE!" - 8 pts, 4 vts

Waimless: For astrological mathematics, Professor Rakesh likes to pull out the BIG ruler. - 12 pts, 6 vts

s8n8ataco: "So as you can see, the slope of the line continues indefinitely in either direction." - 9 pts, 1 3

bLOCKhEaD77: Now you see kids, contrary to what jschlatt says, road signs are, in fact, free. - 7 pts

Zanthia: The Ho Chi Minh sign fell again. Mr. Dong was finding this pretty hanoi-ing! - 9 pts, 2 3's

dOctOr clAW: Remember that time you asked why a "yard stick" is only three feet? - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: My old work went out of business and I kept the sign for this purpose. - 0 pts

littlebitofSonshine: Yawn hes showing of his ruler again - 3 pts
Rishi Sunak: Ho Chi Minh rules, OK? - 8 pts, 3 vts

Sinnaj63: The ruler has decreed that all rulers shall decree the rulers decree - 3 pts

sdugicus: Wanna join in a chorus of the Amerasian blues? When it's Christmas out in Ho Chi Minh City - 1 pt

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