v01dst4r: "quadcicling with my boys"

drPOjO: "I know things were tough for our dad growing up; he was the first one to go to college in his family. I just wish he had gone to a state school instead of Clown College."

ChadomANCER: With gas prices so high, new innovations in fuel economy are emerging at alarming rates and disturbing results.

zANThia: The four person hemorrhoid treatment was proving surprisingly more popular than anticipated.

tuCkER the turtllE: if they don't let us trough the drive-tru now, i swear to god..

Void Herald: family life
COWLick: Make sure it's all the way up there, kids. No pain, no gain. Now just 12 more miles to the Gurning Championship
EighthAsh: "With the price of the gas (petrol) lately, even carpooling is starting to look different."

SkooglyDoo: Bitchin Meatcar

bongot: They see me rollin', they hatin', Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

Chadomancer: "So then I says to 'er, 'Hey! I'm the f***in' Jolly Bee. You show me some - 9 pts respect!' So, that's why I'm sleeping on this bench."

tucker the turtlle: *breathes heavily, you better not turn of that bee video - 6 pts

bongot: "Forget her, man. You know I'll always have your back" - 8 pts, 4 vts

v01dst4r: When you think you have nobody, but you always have random guy on phone - 5 pts

Zunkin: "Oh God, it's touching me. Why can't anyone else see this thing?" - 4 pts
DietPepsi: Therapy is expensive, but sitting with Jollibee is free. - 8 pts, 3 vts
Infinite Meat Bug: 'He ordered the wingman menu with a side of support' - 1 pt

COwliCK: caption: it's okay, little buddy. at least you got the consolation ribbon. - 7 pts

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Xenmaster: "As soon as I finish da dishes I'm gonna do some dustin' and bed-hump the coffee table." - 2 pts, 2 vts

bongot: She doesnt understand me like you do, pinkplate - 11 pts, 5 vts

Chadomancer: When the floor is lava, but you still gotta do chores. - 2 pts, 1 vt

ElloShifters: Achievement Unlocked: Stealth Dishwashing - 11 pts, 4 vts

v01dst4r: when someone leaves crumbs on the floor but you still need to do your dishes - 1 pt
Ethzz11: when there's three grains of rice left in your bowl and your mother tells you you didn't clean it well enough - 4 pts, 3 vts

Infinite Meat Bug: French girl dish washing - 11 pts, 6 vts

Avandor: Yeah, I KNOW the house is flooding, but these dishes still have to be washed. - 3 pts

aMoebALADY: Even when the floor is lava, the dishes need to be done. - 11 pts, 4 vts

YummyYams: A new KoL account trying to max out liver! - 4 pts, 2 vts

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Lifeson: The Inconvenience Store - 14 pts

bfgeshka: joining AR with slow ping - 6 pts

Spameggspamspam Baconandspam: This shop has really high prices! - 1 pt
Rick Tyger: "Must be this tall to buy fireworks... What a scam..." - 4 pts
lord of thieves: You must be this tall to order snacks - 2 pts

BlakAcid: "well there's your problem right there" - 1 pt

The Tyop Queen: New quest unlocked: 'Scale the Unstable Kiosk.' Reward: 1 meat and a broken leg. - 5 pts

Chadomancer: Theft prevention takes on new heights. - 10 pts

Ryu Gin: I wonder why the prices are so high. - 8 pts

Logan1237: The architect: Trust me, it ll look better from the road. - 6 pts

DrMotives: That's the 3rd most inconvient gift shop I've seen - 9 pts

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Game Review: Super Auto Pets Card Battle

Super Auto Pets is a fun little online game of strategically buying and placing pets then pitting them against another player's lineup in an auto-battler until someone runs out of pets. Between fights you can upgrade and swap pets to create a stronger batch of contenders and come out on top. Each pet has abilities that activate together creating combinations that affect your attack, sometimes in unexpected ways.

Can it be adapted onto the table? Plaid Hat Games took a shot at it with Super Auto Pets Card Battle, a tabletop version of the online game, with some adaptations to make it work. It features the same pet and item artwork as the original and the cards are stylized in the same way including graphics that are unique to the card game.

Two players try to win the most trophies over six rounds. Each round consists of a buy phase and a battle phase. In the buy phase players start wit three coins take turns buying cards from a common market for one coin or selling them to get an apple to add to a pet. In lieu of leveling up, one can discard three cards with the same hat to get a card from the next level.

After both players pass they then order their cards into a deck for battle. Players play cards from their deck until a pet appears in the battlefield, then both pets simultaneously attack each other and any damage settled. If any pets faint the next ones are drawn on the next turn, this continues until at least someone runs out of pets, whoever still has pets wins the round and gets a trophy, with the last round worth two trophies.

Pets start battle with equal health and power, indicated by the number on their card, they also have abilities that take effect at certain times, such as buffing the next pets, being able to throw rocks and deal damage before actually attacking. 

Previous knowledge of the original Super Auto Pets isn't needed to appreciate this game but those who have played the online version might find some differences that need getting used to. Even with such changes gameplay is close to the computer experience especially the ensuing chaos of battle.

It's a short game, but you'll find yourself cycling through cards in those six rounds, making every round unpredictable. The first round may seem a bit slow, then the pace picks up by round two, where tripling really comes into play and improving your lineup becomes more urgent as leveling up pets doesn't exist in the card game and tripling isn't a perfect analog for it.

What an auto-battler needs to do is find a way to handle the sense of determinism that comes with the genre, and Card Battle does this by letting players adjust their lineup just like in the original, even more so with how items don't just stick to a pet like they do in the online game. Access to the next round's cards adds unpredictability and you'll never be too sure what you're up against.

Rocks as adapted in the card game still deal damage outside of an attack, but with no way to attack any other pet it takes on a different form: you roll dice and deal damage equal to the number of rocks that appear. This takes place once a pet enters battle before attacking, adding just that extra bit of unpredictability of whether your pet will survive to fight or not.

Some causes for confusion include in tallying power and health and timing. Because both power and health are defined by the same number while damage is marked separately, mistaking a pet's current health to its current strength is a common oversight. When the number gets big enough there is no further need to calculate. Attacks happen simultaneously but for card effects the first player during the buying phase gets priority, this doesn't affect the flow of gameplay that much as most two-way play can be settled at the same time.

A quick game that's strategic but always surprising, Super Auto Pets Card Battle might have its differences with the PC version but is just as fun and chaotic.

Summerpalooza 2026 Results

Guess the final results of the semi-finals and the grand final of Eurovision 2026, with whoever gets the most points from correct guesses being the winner.

The participating countries and songs:

Semi-final 1:

Moldova: Satoshi - "Viva, Moldova!"

Sweden: Felicia - "My System"

Croatia: Lelek - "Andromeda"

Greece: Akylas - "Ferto"

Portugal: Bandidos do Cante - "Rosa"

Georgia: Bzikebi - "On Replay"

Finland: Linda Lampenius and Pete Parkkonen - "Liekinheitin"

Montenegro: Tamara Živković - "Nova zora"

Estonia: Vanilla Ninja - "Too Epic to Be True"

Israel: Noam Bettan - "Michelle"

Belgium: Essyla - "Dancing on the Ice"

Lithuania: Lion Ceccah - "Sólo quiero más"

San Marino: Senhit - "Superstar"

Poland: Alicja - "Pray"

Serbia: Lavina - "Kraj mene"

Semi-final 2:

Bulgaria: Dara - "Bangaranga"

Azerbaijan: Jiva - "Just Go"

Romania: Alexandra Căpitănescu - "Choke Me"

Luxembourg: Eva Marija - "Mother Nature"

Czechia: Daniel Zizka - "Crossroads"

Armenia: Simón - "Paloma Rumba"

Switzerland: Veronica Fusaro - "Alice"

Cyprus: Antigoni - "Jalla"

Latvia: Atvara - "Ēnā"

Denmark: Søren Torpegaard Lund - "Før vi går hjem"

Australia: Delta Goodrem - "Eclipse"

Ukraine: Leléka - "Ridnym"

Albania: Alis - "Nân"

Malta: Aidan - "Bella"

Norway: Jonas Lovv - "Ya Ya Ya"

Automatic finalists:

Austria: Cosmó - "Tanzschein"

France: Monroe - "Regarde !"

Germany: Sarah Engels - "Fire"

Italy: Sal da Vinci - "Per sempre sì"

United Kingdom: Look Mum No Computer - "Eins, Zwei, Drei"

All the songs

Rehearsal clips

To enter, send your ranked top 10 for each semi-final (i.e. who you think will qualify and at what place) along with your top 25 for the final based on the two lists plus the five automatic qualifers.

Points will be scored as follows:

Semi-finals:

1 point for each correct qualifier

Bonus points for each correct ranking (12 for 1st, 10 for 2nd, 8 for 3rd, 7... 1)

10 points for getting all 10 finalists right in one semi-final

30 points for getting all 20 finalists right in both semi-finals

Final:

Points for each correct ranking (25 for 1st, 24...1)

Summerpalooza 2026 Rules

  

 

J Diddy: They don't know I poisoned it

riverclaw: when your parents ask you to share with your siblings

Zeko: no, to get the ratio right you have to weight it before adding the stench wad
DiscoName: weighted training noodles
Ashuralol: I want a spoon
Frogina: "Mooom! He still got more than me!"
Demit: 'see?! I told you! Your plate has 4 ounces, but mine only has 3.98"|
blockhead77: You can't be too careful around the noodle bandits
thebetter saaauuuccceee: When you're faster than your friends at dinnertime.
Antic the Fearless: When your kids are always complaining that their siblings are getting more food than them.
Thereminivan Beethoven: Counting Carbs: Stoner Edition

The not very chosen one: Average sibling food sharing experience

Painterguy: She jolli on my bee til I chickenjoy - 9 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: me laughing at the filter that made her look so silly - 5 pts, 3 vts

Sauceror Vitalysis: he says my face looks jolly - 2 pts
Zanthia: She must have had the beans. That realy stinks! - 5 pts, 3 vts
thebetter saaauuuccceee: Don't be suspicious - 1 pt

Chadomancer: Sandra didn't know it, but she was about to get her eggs deviled. - 4 pts

Frogina: When you find your ONLY fan - 14 pts

BoomBoomBam: The ever cautious Chef chooses only the most fragrant of meat for the daily special. - 5 pts, 2 vts

Tokyo Baby: When using phone is not allowed at work so you scroll with the customer instead! - 7 pts
Empty_Bottle: look at this phone, companion i am currently sobbing - 8 pts

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Anaeri: I didn't say 'Simon says' - 0 pts

chicken of loathing: me and the boys after the farmer takes our eggs - 6 pts, 3 vts 
Fire Salamander: Jim never did come back to the bar. Everyone there was just too cocky. - 11 pts
Attila: Call some chicks! Just a cockfest at the bar tonight. - 8 pts

soulesslife: Ah chicken's favorite alcohol, Hennessy. - 6 pts, 3 vts

fkj: four chickens with beer bellies drink with a man - 1 pt

SamhaineTsuke: "Man, when you said you were throwing a hen-party, I thought you meant something else!" - 6 pts, 3 vts

Ryu Gin Verboten Revanant: We can leave in a few minutes. Just let me just get my beak wet. - 6 pts, 4 vts
Pawlifer: Five cocks walk into a bar, one of them was adopted. - 10 pts

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Kol Miners Daughter: The chess club met at the table periodically - 11 pts

PAINterguy: Mercury to C4 - 7 pts, 4 vts
PaUNCHy: You drank my battleship! - 4 pts
Mr Ham: Every move is a solution. - 6 pts
EclipseTorch: "Floor will be purple" - 1 pt
Ipskulin: Beer pong for mathletes - 8 pts

wh1rl: chemists chess tournament - 3 pts

Fire Salamander: Two chemicals, both alike in dignity, in the basketball where we lay our scene. - 7 pts, 3 vts
Zeko: knight to e4 i take your flask of meth! - 10 pts
Zanthia: And thus, The Matrix was born. - 3 pts

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