TheSilhouette: There's a lot at steak, YOU GOTTA MOVE PASTA! - 9 pts

JerichoShade: I *know* the memo says "no uniform day", but I think you misunderstand the concept. - 4 pts

Creepy Carbonara: I ordered fucking meat not a peice of paper! - 8 pts 

Stupid_hippy: Er.. 'one overdone toupee? wtf are you trying to say?' - 7 pts

Aithre: You cannot stop the seasons and tides. Nor can you stop Gordon from bossing around. - 2 pts

Hunter Horrid: Buffbot! Buff angry face and grumpyness! - 6 pts

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ChunkyGnocchi: Yes, Lyle, you, get out of my kitchen! - 13 pts
Costanzafaust: You put that can of Alpo down right now, missy! - 7 pts

TheSilhouette: Were you the f*cko who drank all the lamb sauce?! Might as well snort it up your ass! You donkey! GTFO of of my kitchen! - 0 pts

JoQuer: Chef Ramsey telling all sisters in the world to fuck off and walk their dogs. - 3 pts
Aithre: Advice for fighting Gordon Ramsey: Don't look at where he points. Look where his *pencil* points. - 5 pts
deadleeplatapus: This is the correct form when checking the prostate of a rhinocerous. - 8 pts
Walowitz: Only YOU, can stop grease fires. - 6 pts

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MaybeBoB: Ramsay staring at people, confused, as always. - 7 pts

Ugotponed12: Do you think limbs are supposed to bend that way? - 12 pts

TheSilhouette: Gordon Ram says "Hey, who do you think gets more ladies; me a Godly chef, or a retired footballer" Beckham replies: "I'm pretty sure I scored more goals than the oodles of oodles of olive oil you've poured on your sorry arse" - 0 pts

DemiGum: "What the fuck?" "I... I don't know..." - 0 pts

busstop82: shortly before a heated discussion wether Victoria Beckham or Lady Gaga wore the meat-dress better - 6 pts

AshGM: Gordon thinks, "Maybe this'll finally convince Tilly and the others that I'm actually cool." - 11 pts

Tryntius: There they are, the greatest douches in the universe. - 6 pts

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AshGM: Bollocks, this idiot's mouth IS bigger than mine. - 8 pts, 4 vts

JerichoShade: Following a brief exam, the female agent found traces of cookies in one individual's saliva and traces of Monster in the other's. - 5 pts, 3 vts

Aithre: A rare shot from the canceled Sesame Street/Hell's Kitchen crossover show - 3 pts
Hunter Horrid: What the hell did I just cook?! It's blue and looking back at me! - 5 pts, 2 vts

ChunkyGnocchi: "Cookie monster approves Gordon's gnaw face. He don't have to get out my kitchen." - 8 pts, 3 vts
Spaceballs the Horse: Abigail fufils her life long dream of puppeting 2 muppets at the same time - 9 pts
gianterq: Cookie Dildo. In. - 3 pts
deadleeplatapus: what they are thinking... " 'C' is for cookie!" "Cocaine!!!" "Crazy" - 7 pts

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ElectricBoo: Just Girly Things: When he cooks. - 9 pts

AshGM: "British chef goes postal because of all the talentless donkeys" - 4 pts

Tiny Plastic Lelep: A collage found among the personal effects of a man who tried to abduct Gordon Ramsay while wearing nothing but a stormtrooper helmet. - 12 pts

devjoe: I am out of my frickin' mind! - 2 pts, 1 vt
MaybeBoB: The heart and soul of Ramsay - 7 pys
ham6691: grand theft gordon - 1 pt
Aithre: With his last breath, the author of this photoshop managed expose Gordon Ramsey's identity as an agent for sheep - 2 pts, 2 vts
Lack Luster: A gaggle of Gordons? - 11 pts

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Hunter Horrid: Africa! Isnt hunter horrid from there! - 0 pts

MaybeBoB: When you teach your grandmother how the calendar app on her phone works - 8 pts

gorgontamer: Only 6 more days till Columbus Day! - 5 pts

AshGM: I was hoping this meme would die by now. All hail queen Lindsay? - 3 pts

Tryntius: "Escardon me?" - 6 pts, 3 vts

ChunkyGnocchi: And we await the punchline of her train of thought... - 6 pts, 4 vts

OrangeDyna: Brain - "Quick! Drop some knowledge on him so he thinks you're smart" - 14 pts

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Ugotponed12: Still better than when I try to make food... - 8 pts, 4 vts, 1 3

ChunkyGnocchi: Gordon, to himself: This is exactly me in a nutshell. Good job, Gordon. - 7 pts, 3 vts, 1 3

gorgontamer: Gordon had a rare moment of self-awareness  - 7 pts, 3 vts, 2 3's

DudeCats: The New Gordon Burger's been receiving negative reviews after someone decided to use Flint Michigan's water supply. - 7 pts, 4 vts

Noobsauce: hey look I'm wolverine. Go fuck yourself - 5 pts

Sangre: Gordon Knifehands - 8 pts, 4 vts, 2 3's

StickStomper: Gordon's new line of hair products wasn't selling very well... - 4 pts

Blastphemist: PS Battle: Can Gordan become what he says? - 2 pts

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