Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Anne Boleyn's unknown twin brother, had one too many close shaves." - 7 pts
Broken Golem: I don't know if it's for or against, but I'm suddenly a lot more interested in Brexit - 12 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: geez, I didn't know Queen Elizabeth had kept some kinky stuff back then - 8 pts
Volc: My eyes are up... oh wait. - 13 pts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "what do you I like about you the most? you ey-...err, you eyxceptional taste in clothing!" - 2 pts
IwishIwasaDog: New, only at Duluth Trading Co: Rebel Rompers - 0 pts
BlueMoon31: fuck KSI - 0 pts
EDG420: sorry I ve got no head - 3 pts
Ethan308: But what way does he want head! - 0 pts
Ninamo: People are really losing their heads over this Brexit thing ... oh, nevermind - 15 pts
Sandra Bakersfield: "When the Sex Pistols became mainstream." - 1 pt
Stormwolfenstein: KoL, I'm beginning to worry about penshoppe and all of these headless people he's got lying around. - 11 pts

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		2	2		3		2		2		1		12
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1	3	1			2				3		3		13
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DIEGO1marcUS: They always say "Jollibee", but they never ask "Jolli you?"... - 14 pts
Poison Ax on Plasma: Sometimes, Life gets you down. It seems that even stoping to think puts you in a lower point. 
At that time, just remember:
I need to get off the escalator. - 13 pts
GrandTheftKarma: "Jollibee had a hard time representing his namesake when that new Radiohead album came out." - 2 pts, 1 vt
BrySpen: a not-so-jolli bee any more, when life gave him lemons - 1 pt
Stormwolfenstein: the stay-puffed marshmallow man's forgotten brother droopy marshmallow was the red-headed step child of the family. - 0 pts

Dr Ragon: "Dave was so lazy, even his walk of shame was automated" - 8 pts, 4 vts
dudeofthecountry14: Life has its ups and downs sometimes you got to decide which escalator you want to take - 5 pts
Poodle Noodles: You know I had to do it to em. - 2 pts, 2 vts
aurumbos: "Oh man, I can't believe McDonalds put me outta business." - 7 pts
Orgre45: Escalating Sadness - 8 pts, 3 vts

	3	2		2	2	1		2	2	14
2			1			2	2	3	3	13
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	1		3		1					5
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3						3	1			7
	2			3	3					8

gANeLoN: 15 years from now, an aging Megan Fox will sit on a casting couch. Across from her a stone faced director. Behind him a old rose is framed on the wall. The flower, now dried up and dead symbolizes his love of her and all woman. He will hurt her today like she hurt him all those years ago. She will rue the day she rejected Herbert J. Cumstuffings. - 10 pts

Graelk: When you try your best but you don't succeed~ - 3 pts

Jesara: Who is this man trying to drag me away!? And a rose for my loooove - 0 pts
soulcarver: "Megan! Maybe this rose will make your personality stink less!" - 1 pt
CATATTACK123: anybody else notice the guy with the rose's mouth? he's probably named Jeff - 1 pt
Poison Ax on Plasma: "When Dave saw that pair of eyes, he knew. He could see their whole life together. But alas, Jerry's job as a bodyguard came first." - 6 pts
Albatross: "Rose are re---aw, no wait. Crap." -5 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: Roses are red/ some are yellow/ wtf is this/ get me away from this fellow - 14 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: "And this kids, was how I met your mother" - 9 pts
Draculinary: "Maderm? Maderm, a flur! I got a flur! Maderm? - 11 pts

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3		2						1		6
2	1	1							1	5
	2	3		2	3			2	2	14
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1	3		2		2		3			11

Volc: Christian TV Walk-Again Miracles: The Ride - 7 pts, 4 vts
Ouro Boros: Stairs to Nowhere Inc. had been the largest start up in history, but things went down hill after their first exhibition. - 7 pts, 3 vts
Sparksol: The main (and only) attraction of the "Disabled Danger Park" didn't attract any backers to help fund more "rides." - 10 pts
mansh0: ADA compliant Penrose stairs :-) - 2 pts
JXQZ: rocky vii: rocky v. escher - 3 pts
freemont: ...and once again.. thank you for riding the KOL experience... - 7 pts, 4 vts

	1	2	3		1					7
3			1	3						7
2	3		2		3					10
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1	2	3		1						7

Zen00: The view 0.5 seconds before the worlds first ISS dive ended tragically. - 4 pts
kuankyh: The Sweeds sure know how to keep themselves afloat in the world economy with their interntional banks - 11 pts
JXQZ: swedish splash - 0 pts
kirahvikoira: nice poolside vacation? not in sweden for sure! - 8 pts
randomperson123: Sweden by the pool - 7 pts

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3		2	3	3						11
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2	3	1		2						8
1	2	3	1							7

soulcarver: What do you mean "PUBG is top of the steam charts again this week?" - 3 pts
Draculinary: "We expect a 30% AoE increase in the fifth quarter, and we'll be pulling the Tank line in December to reduce lootbox overhead - 12 pts
BlueMoon31: Halliday s scholars IRL. anyone who watched Ready Player One would understand this - 3 pts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "I can't belive it. That's a SWEET Flower Shirt!" - 0 pts
noodlesman222: Hey there kids! Today we will be play - I mean "learning" about... Ah fuck this. Were just gunna play video games. Dont tell your parents. - 7 pts, 3 vts
gANeLoN: Steve! I don't care what rank your bird has in LOL. If he shits on my floor one more time, he is going out in the hall with Jerry. - 5 pts
Volc: Tush with Glimmer Cape? What a noob - GG, report, end mid please. - 8 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: Welcome to the board meeting. In today's agenda, we will be discussing how to properly soak lanes and also how to not feed the enemy team. - 9 pts
CroThunder: "Boss: And i went pew pew pew on their base
Employe: boss we are trying to work here
Boss: pew pew
Parrot: noob" - 7 pts, 4 vts

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1	3				1	2		2		9
2	2					1	2			7

JxQZ: speaks more than one language - 2 pts
WackoKid: Cheap and fucking phishy... - 0 pts
Ouro Boros: Journal entry Day 31: The humans have accepted me as one of their own, but for some reason never seem to make eye contact with me. - 10 pts
DeaksDeetee: The program worked like those glasses in They Live. He was seeing the true faces behind the "people" on the internet. - 11 pts
Ranzer: "Want to get your flippers on these hot singles? Click here!" - 13 pts
Volc: Man, the Ecco franchise has really gone downhill... - 6 pts

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	2		2	1	3	2				10
2	3	1		2		3				11
3	1	3	3		2	1				13
1		2		3						6