Maeldwyn: ce n'est pas une famille nucléaire - 9 pts

DIEGO1marcUS: The Desperate Housewives look different than I remember - 14 pts

Sandra Bakersfield: "Spray Tan special sale: 10 bottles for the price of 3" - 7 pts

Dr Ragon: Their failed plastic surgeries have caused them to develop  permanent slouch forward. - 8 pts, 3 vts
Stormwolfenstein: 354x281? What is this a caption contest for ants? - 1 pt
IwillAnnoyou2DEATH: "Becuase We Are" - 0 pts
Volc: Sexe dans la Ville: édition Française. - 8 pts, 4 vts
Indigo Rain: is it pathetic that I would sell my house to get even have the opportunity of having a shot with them? - 1 pt
Journe: "I regret not wearing pants." - 8 pts, 4 vts

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		3	2	3	2	1		3		14
1			1			2	1	2		7
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										0
2	3			1			2			8
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3	2	1		2						8

Poison Ax on Plasma: Super Mario Bros. 2 Brothers in Time. - 1 pt
gANeLoN: Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven. Five Stars! - 5 pts

DIEGO1marcUS: In order to understand this movie, you'll need to know about parallel universes - 8 pts
Derplingtons: inb4 live action crapfest - 3 pts
Tay Zonday: The heartbreaking story, of a man, who's true love kept being stolen by a giant turtle. Mario Mario, coming to theaters near you. - 10 pts
JAD: It's a-me, Hollywood's lack of good ideas! - 12 pts
CATATTACK123: It's a me, a mario, wahoo! let's a-go! im mario! and imma playing mario in this game! you can see at the top! oh a-no, i have fallen into a hole and i can't get up! - 7 pts
COUNT SAUCEY: "I'm going to get so high for this." - 3 pts

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2	3				1	2				8
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3	1				3	1	2			10
		3	3	3			3			12
1	3		2				1			7
			1	2						3

DIEGO1marcUS: We're also introducing the Bi-Institute of Teams for Cooperation in Helpful and Equal Services (BITCHES) - 11 pts, 6 vts
Saddler: MAD As F**** About Kracks And Stuff - 2 pts

UberHyperCube: Breaking News: Southern States For Accepting Federal Funds So They Can Build Roads has its first meeting to today. - 2 pts

gANeLoN: Really Jerry? After that Citizens United Not Terrified For Immigrant Safety and Tolerance fiasco, we are not touching anything you submit. - 16 pts

Man Who Go Boo: "Lil' Wayne wasn't sure why, but he was struggling to find support for his urban redevelopment campaign" - 1 pt
BlueMoon31: "well, at least they are a few letters off. MADAFAKAS FOR THE WIN!" - 0 pts
Indigo Rain: They thought that The Salvage of Urban and Civilian Capital for the Development Initiative to Construct Kantos and Sidewalks (SUCC DICKS) would send the wrong message - 11 pts, 5 vts
Plasma Blade on Fire: "When your assigned job is very plain, but they let you choose your own name." - 5 pts

		2	1	3	2	2	1			11
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2										2
1	3	3		2	1	3	3			16
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										0
3	2	1	2		3					11
	1		3	1						5

Death by Gnocchi: Why Flip? It's Only a Bathroom! - 1 pt
Ouro Boros: ugh why do you always do this? I was just getting a jacket! - 5 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Guys, I'm serious about this!" "Hi serious, I'm dad" - 13 pts
[Unknown user]: Hey mom and dad I found a job - 8 pts
Deus Ex Machina: It was then that I began to suspect that my parents were really ninjas - 11 pts
will408914: And I thought acrobats could roll with the punches. - 2 pts
shkspr: "You've agreed to burn you're Les Miz t-shirt. We're SO Happy!" - 2 pts

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1		3		1						5
	3		3	3	3	1				13
2	2	1			1	2				8
3	1		2		2	3				11
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		2								2

ThatsHowIBeatShaq: "All my friends went snowboarding over Spring Break, but I couldn't afford to go" - 17 pts
Stormwolfenstein: Next month's Item of the Month: Ice Cream Scoopboard
Spews ice-cream as you skate around the kingdom. Try every flavor! - 5 pts
Poison Ax on Plasma: Kids, take notice:This kid tried to be both sweet and cool at the same time. He just ended up being sloppy. - 3 pts, 2 vts
DeaksDeetee: This move is called "The Banana Split". - 10 pts
breakingamber: "Are you sure that this is what it means to be 'chill'? - 6 pts
Posh potato: I have obese foot - 3 pts, 1 vt
Indigo Rain: Yo, check out my buddy Diego Martinez, the dopest pro-skater around. He's as cool as ice and smooth as cream. - 7 pts, 3 vts, 2 3's
DIEGO1marcUS: Number 15. Ice Cream Foot Skateboard. The last thing you want in your sweet cool flips is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out that might be what you get - 0 pts
Sumpn: Cold feet but that's probably already used so the trick would be called ice cream split - 3 pts, 2 vts
shkspr: When on my skateboard, I wanted to attempt a bold feat. Instead, I got _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - 7 pts, 3 vts, 2 3's
LarfSnarf: "He was a sk8r boi, ice cream see you later boi" - 7 pts, 3 vs, 1 3
Maeldwyn: Tony Hawk demonstrates the shakie. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Smighty: "oh crap, I forgot to put on socks" - 6 pts
Elayle: None for me, thanks. - 7 pts, 4 vts

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1					3				1		2		3						10
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2		1			2			2											7

JikanMcA: Disney's new SuperHero Movie, followed up by La bears. What could go wrong - 5 pts
awbry: DC eu just being DC, messing everything up Lol - 0 pts
busstop82: the charleston cannibal club is having a quite eventful evening planned for friday - 9 pts
turtleloid: You had one job Gary ! - 8 pts, 4 vts
Devilleboi: It was at this point that John started to think that the craiglist party he was attending might not have been what he thought it was - 8 pts, 3 vts

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3	1		2	3						9
1	3	2		2						8
2		3	3							8

DeaksDeetee: Master Control Cat assembles his minions, starting with his mightiest. - 8 pts
aberesque: This cat... is a puppet! - 2 pts
smectic: Cat: "and I thought I was a big cat..." - 10 pts
Birdy: The pussycat wasn't sure he here as a stud - 3 pts
Monechetti: This is why we don't show porn to kittens - 7 pts

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3	3		3	1						10
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1	1	3	2							7