JackSarpticEye: Fig 3-4: An example of the internet phenomenon known as "Rule 34"" - 6 pts
HeroBill: "wtf" - 1 pt
Indigo Rain: "I haven't got rock hard since my wife left me. Sarah. I miss you. I love you. My life is nothing without you. This isn't a joke or an entry for the caption contest." - 6 pls come back Sarah
Roman Runner: Well, one day at a time - 2 pts

DrthTater: No matter how hard she tried, she never could get a head - 9 pts
gANeLoN: "Nicole" by O.J. - 7 pts, 3 vts
The Predator: *unzips* - 10 pts
Dr Ragon: The stereotypical Male Gaze when meeting a new woman at the bar - 16 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: Nothng makes me wetter than someone who wants me for my mind... - 1 pt
Graelk: beautiful but not the best at giving head - 7 pts, 4 vts
DIEGO1marcUS: I can't believe that preorder statue bonus from Dead Island Riptide got its own fanart - 4 pts
aurumbos: W-wait Celty, don't do that! We're in public! - 3 pts
Mco: my new girlfriend takes the term "giving head" a bit too literally... good thing she is hot! - 6 pts

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Dr Ragon: I've heard of being forced to eat your words, but this takes it to a whole new level - 10 pts

DrthTater: This is what happens when you wash "Dry Clean Only" clothing - 5

Wystan: What Bedsheets? - 8 pts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Getting tie-red of you messing with my cravat, Phoenix." "Would you say you're at the end of your rope, then?" "Go to hell" - 2 pts

gANeLoN: Jerry hasn't been the same since his wife died. - 3 pts

Broken Golem: Miles, your voice seems a bit... ruff. - 14 pts
aurumbos: "What are you looking at?" - 6 pts, 4 vts
Volc: Is that a frill in your pocket or are you happy to see me? - 7 pts, 3 vts
CroThunder: "Can't hear you over all of my awesome bowties" - 6 pts, 3 vts

spaghettigirl: You have got to quit using Seinfeld for your fashion choices. - 4 pts
Plasma Blade on Fire: "I know wnat you think i'll say. But it... kind of suits you, Miles. It hides most of your face. No objections here." - 7 pts, 5 vts

(Extra votes from Omar Basel of Ace Attorney Hell on Facebook)

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Volc: Looks like the pooled his golf skill into other areas. - 5 pts, 4 vts
Mco: "grandpa used to feel his dementia play up when he saw that lush green field so we changed the colors..... it didn't work" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Deus Ex Machina: tHIS IS THE MOST ILLEGAL THING I'VE SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF TENNIS - 5 pts, 3 vts
WhoWhovian: Alcohol + snowstorm = ingenuity. - 9 pts
Walowitz: Grandads.. Giving new meaning to puttering arund the house. - 8 pts, 2 3's
Zimon9: Living on the edge - 8 pts, 1 3
spatuLAundersLAsh3000: Oooh, I really do not want to fall in the pool. - 2 pts

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DeaksDeetee: Doucheception. - 10 pts
Berkley: My brother has amnesia so we make him shirts to help him remember - 8 pts
Antic the Fearless: How.... meta! - 0 pts
COUNT SAUCEY: Winner of the Trippy T-Shirt contest 2016 - 2 pts, 1 vt
spazkillerthereturn: number one sign you might be a douchbag! - 4 pts
SeraPHOny: erase your stubble in three easy shirt treatments! - 6 pts
Volc: You're so vain, you'll probably think this shirt is about you - 11 pts, 5 vts
smoots: Drunk Brian buys Sober Brian the best presents - 11 pts, 4 vts
mimhoff: Because he was staring into the sun, Joe never saw the shirt coming for him. It's too late now, he will be consumed and assimilated... - 2 pts, 2 vts

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Indigo Rain: A king attends his audience ontop of his majestic porcelain, to thundering applause - 9 pts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "I know what you're thinking. But you're wrong. We just didn't have anywhere else to store the chairs." - 14 pts
Dr Ragon: No one can expect to perform well under pressure. - 8 pts
ThatsHowIBeatShaq: "Hello and welcome to this year's Toilet Training Seminar. First off, we're gonna need to cut some holes..." - 4 pts
xoutkastx3: "I bet you're wondering why I gathered you all here today." - 15 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: "Newest Olympic Sport: Speed Pooping. It's a deuce-y!" - 3 pts
Volc: Budget costs are really hitting the bathroom department hard. - 3 pts
gANeLoN: Nurse in China: I see you're having an unauthorized girl. Let me show you to your delivery room. - 6 pts
blUEmoOn31: is this what happens when you go to the strip club and get a private "dance"? - 0 pts
IwillAnnoyou2DEATH: "The Company has set out seats for your convenience." - 0 pts
Disco Barber: Hi I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl, we are your urine test administrators. - 5 pts
HustleBeastbrook: Duck... Duck... Duck... Poops! - 7 pts
beaujibby: "Job Interview Starter Kit" - 1 pt

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