Lord President: It's open every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know. - 3 pts
Llamasoup: Hey, they're open! - 6 pts, 4 vts
Indigo Rain: With just the windows broken, they didn't feel like they could call it Nine-Eleven - 7 pts
Tango Rose: Prepping for a hurricane - 4 pts, 3 vts
Xyzaxy: "Open walls for our back door deals" - 6 pts, 3 vts
Washingtongroundsquirrel: "Sometimes, you're the munchies." - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: 7-Eleven: Where the good things come easy, if you have an axe. - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: You don't want to see them closed - 17 pts
damien1: finally, they figured out a way to leave some slurpees for ghosts. poor casper always gets there too late and the blue raspberry is empty - 6 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: "legitimate business in front, and we don't talk about the back" - 4 pts, 2 vts

						2		1		3
		1		2	1			2		6
	2		2				3			7
1		2		1						4
			1		3		2			6
	1									1
2					2		1		1	6
3		3		3		3		3	2	17
	3								3	6
			3			1				4

Okramiman: When you wanna hang out, but you can't stand your friends - 7 pts, 4 vts

GoGoGoGo: Bill from accounting stares out of his window from the building behind, and immediately regrets his life decisions - 7 pts, 3 vts
Shay HammoWolf: STREEECH - 3 pts
Tango Rose: When you're so embarrased you can't go any lower - 2 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: a Per-Person. Half person, half another person - 14 pts
breakingamber: Look ma, no hands! - 9 pts
The Hombre: "Gotta keep those hands clean" - 1 pt
The Dashing Protagonist: "Meanwhile where the universal merge had a horrible accident..." - 6 pts
Lord President: When the drugs finally kick in - 14 pts
Brandon_The_Sage: the right side up - 3 pts
damien1: AOC does chinups - 0 pts

	1	1		3				2					7
				1			3	3					7
1					2								3
							2						2
3	2				3	3			3				14
		2	1	2		2	1			1			9
					1								1
2			2					1	1				6
	3	3	3						2	3			14
						1				2			3
													0

Indigo Rain: Dominos in Asian markets have been really innovated with their pizzas lately. The Mint-Pepperoni pizza is just behind Chocolate Sushi pizza in terms of popularity. - 2 pts, 1 vt
candyman: two birds one stoned - 11 pts
Lord President: Still better than pineapple pizza. - 5 pts
Tango Rose: Day 3 if being in a hurricane - 7 pts
Riccardo Benzoni: When you have a dentist's appointment coming up but the pizza is just that good - 13 pts
Claive777: 'For that good clean feeling...No matter what." - 2 pts, 1 vt
Wokel: When you have no time for breakfast or brushing. - 3 pts
Boondoggle The Magnificent: EFFICIENCY
Just because it saves time doesn't mean it is good. - 16 pts
Rather Dashing: The BaColgate line was a smaller success than they anticipated. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Paracelsus Flamel: Still better than pineapple. - 3 pts
Westcliffe: With floss baked into the crust, you can now eat and clean your teeth at the same time. - 2 pts, 2 vts

			2										2
		2			2		2		3	2			11
			1			2		1		1			5
3		3			1								7
1	3	1				3	1	3	1				13
	2												2
							3						3
2	1			3	3			2	2	3			16
				2									2
			3										3
				1		1							2

Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts

		2			3		1	1					7
					2							2	4
				3						2	1		6
1				2			2			3	2		10
	3	3				2	3						11
				1		1		2				1	5
								3					3
			1			3			2		3		9
3					1							3	7
													0
	2		3										5
2		1	2						1				6
	1								3	1			5

(Source. Edited by Zach, with fixes by Erinn)

Riccardo Benzoni: Count Loafula and his cohorts, Baron Bagel and Duke Doughcrumb - 10 pts, 4 vts
Overlore: The illuminati basically control all the worlds dough. - 11 pts
Lord President: When you need to fill up your Asdon Martin - 6 pts
tobymAc: That moment when Vampires run out of blood and start a bakery. Hey John stop eating the cherry filling!!!! - 0 pts
blockhead77:  Bread-man and his goons are rising up in the ranks of crime. - 10 pts, 5 vts, 2 3's
Indigo Rain: You see that coloring? That pretzeling? You have to dip the dough in a lye bath. You see, we have a lot of lye, and large tubs as well. - 2 pts
Tango Rose: BREAD OFFICIALLY GOTTEN - 10 pts, 5 vts, 1 3
The Hombre: When you show up to school and find out the rest of the squad co-ordinated without you" - 9 pts
Claive777: "Don't want none unless you got buns hun" - 4 pts
Llamasoup: Big bread - 1 pt
Xyzaxy: don't mind that square - 3 pts

		3		3			2	2					10
		1			1	3		3	3				11
			1			2	3						6
													0
	3	2				1		1		3			10
										2			2
3	2		2	1					2				10
			3	2	3					1			9
	1				2		1						4
1													1
2									1				3