Soulesslife: A decor and security all in one with Life-Size Gnomes that look like they're opening your window, making any robber think you're already being robbed. On sale now, at a low cost of $19.99 get yours today! - 9 pts
BeserkSaturn: Mime training in full swing! - 0 pts
PidgeonSpy: "if we try hard enough, we can un-lean the tower!" - 6 pts, 1 3
Khlaharah: Taichi class in Italy - 3 pts, 3 vts
hEyWood22: 'Muricans - 7 pts, 4 vts
Hippasus: The mime-field of Pisa claims thousands of invisible boxen casualties. - 11 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Tai-chi has taken the world by storm - 6 pts, 0 3's
Roman Runner: anything is a dildo if you try hard enough - 10 pts
bitnb: "What nobody realized what that actually touching the Tower was key to pushing it down or up" - 7 pts, 3 vts
blockhead77: And then it fell - 10 pts
Soxfan196o: and that is how we pushed against the earth to get it back on it's axis - 3 pts. 1 vt
MathEquals5: Pisa Party - 4 pts
Tango Rose: incognito mime convention - 2 pts

		3			3	2	1						9
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	1									2	3		6
				1	1			1					3
2		2				1			2				7
			2			3		3	1			2	11
				2			2	2					6
1	2		3						3	1			10
3											1	3	7
	3	1								3	2	1	10
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			1	3									4
					2								2

 

Albertillo: "No, no, this is the way to the Seaside Town, I'm telling you." - 3 pts, 2 vts
SnickersBar: "No, you were supposed to take a LEFT there, not a right!" - 3 pts, 2 vts
Gboss3: when you are looking for that one pokemon with 0.000001% spawn rate - 7 pts
Laidak: HEY! that's MY glove!!!!!! >_< GIVE IT! - 0 pts
snarl: 'In ye olden days befre Google Maps this was exactly how people drove around, no matter the season.' - 9 pts
Kill3rQu33n: "I am going to tell my kids this is how we navigated before the invention of waze" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Chadomancer: "It was at this point that Bob began to wonder if paying that much for the map to Toon Town was really worth it." - 14 pts
Edgelord77: apple maps - 5 pts
Gawea: Harvey, didn't I tell you to vacuum the map before we left? - 10 pts

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2			1							3
	2			1	2			2		7
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1	1		3		1	1	2			9
						3				3
3		3		3	3		1	1		14
				2				3		5
	3	2				2	3			10

 

Luka Nox: "Elon Musk's larval stage." - 10 pts
adabra: "Honey, I know it sounds weird, but Universal Studios gave us $100,000 to name our kid Mr. DNA" - 1 pt
MathEquals5: top-grossing film director's child claiming its inheritance - 4 pts
aaaaabc: Da Baby - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: I will be protected by money and dinosaurs...Sweet Dreams - 0 pts
Plehq: "The dragon's child sleeps in a hoard of that which your kind covets" - 11 pts
Kjvkw: "And with a snap of his fingers, the genie granted her youth, wealth, and hundreds of hot Jeff Goldblums" - 18 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Investors in Jurassic Park pictured after selling the story rights of the deadliest theme park disaster in the history of the world and milking the profits. - 2 pts
Unameme: One of these things will get better with age. - 8 pts
Drbanjo: Jeff Goldbloom Jr. resting peacefully, knowing that life will find a way. - 5 pts
ArbitraryChaos: "Ice age baby was such a success, what do we do?" "I've got it." - 7 pts

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3		1						2	3	2			11
2				2	3		3	3	2	3			18
			2										2
1			1	1		2	1		1	1			8
	2	3											5
	3	2			1	1							7

 

Unameme: Red/Green Colorblindness Test, now by Nintendo! - 8 pts
SutDumf38: Let's-not-a-go! These be-a too tight for me-a! - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: When characters swap outfits and most people do not notice - 2 pts
Soulesslife: Colorblind - "What's wrong with this?" - 9 pts
Bigbloon: "bros by any other name would smell just as sweet" - 3 pts
Spileckalicious: A miscommunication between the tailor and his apprentice has revealed a truth that neither of the Mario brothers had ever previously realized: they are, the both of them, colorblind! - 10 pts
ProperPickle: Lario and Malignant - 11 pts
Luka Nox: "Mario and Luigi coming into the bedroom after Peach told them she wanted to experiment with crossdressing:" - 5 pts

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1				1						2
3		3				3				9
2						1				3
	2	2	3	2			1			10
		1	2	3	2		3			11
	1		1		1	2				5

 

SutDumf38: cheggers - 4 pts, 2 vts
adabra: Finals for the Egg Chess Championship, Ajinder vs Ripanjot. (2021) - 5 pts
chrisdaum123: chick to hen's 4. chickmate! - 2 pts, 2 vts
damien1: "if one of these hatches before the shower is free, i'm gonna cap that b***** " - 10 pts, 4 vts
Soxfan196o: if we stare long enought the creepy man will leave us alone - 4 pts, 3 vts
Soulesslife: "Paula is down a pawn, and Clare has just cornered her king in a just a few moves! Could this be a Chickmate?" - 12 pts
Unameme: When you have to play, but have lost your marbles. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Spileckalicious: Do you think we ought to have used brown AND white eggs for this game of egg checkers? - 10 pts, 5 vts
TheShadowDuck: Woah. Eggs. - 2 pts, 1 vt
bitnb: "Okay, so you've called Eggsy, Eggy, and Eggo to be on your team. I've got Eggsly, Eggery, and Eggy 2. Are we still sure we want to play touch rugby with them?" - 9 pts

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1					2			2		5
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				1	3	3	3			10
2			1					1		4
	2	1		3				3	3	12
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	3	3		2	1				1	10
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3		2	3			1				9

Crimbopalooza 2021 Stories and Results

Here are the results of the 2021 Crimbopalooza Story Contest, included are the tables for both finals and semi-finals.