draghkar: somebody is going to get some head...... - 3 pts, 2 vts
JD Mcsquinty: Dr. Phil Peeps mark new low in disappointng Halloween treats - 16 pts
moonshoesmcbango: "alas, monday again" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Noodley1: when the crisis hits - 2 pts, 1 vt
SpryPyro: Unfortunatly that year Lego decided to go a very unpopular direction... - 10 pts
lil jimbo: me and the boys getting jaundice - 2 pts, 2 vts
Unameme: Twinkies researchers finally found a way to make shelf-stable preserved heads even creepier than your local haunted house. - 4 pts, 3 vts
rangiawa: "when you have to erase more than just your medical school history" - 8 pts
Tiny Plastic typelogin: Dave Ramsey's nephew - 0 pts
BC_Goldman: Dr. Phil: I knew I shouldn't have agreed to be on The Simpsons! - 18 pts
Baden: General Kenobi! You're shorter than I expected - 4 pts, 2 vts
Lmao BOOMER: hey you said your son has problems looking at people, here give him this to look at while on the show - 2 pts, 2 vts

	1								2				3
		3	1		2	2		3	3	2			16
					3								3
								2					2
	2	1				1	2			3	1		10
				1			1						2
1			2						1				4
				2		3				1	2		8
													0
3	3		3	3			3				3		18
2		2											4
					1			1					2

Gawea: Larry vowed that one day he would beat the Pepsi challenge. - 6 pts, 3 vts
moonshoesmcbango: the duality of man - 0 pts
Mistress of the Obvious: Truth in Advertising - 15 pts, 7 vts
lil jimbo: when you pour coca-cola into a pepsi can - 1 pt
Vitellozzo: "some men just want to watch the whole world burn" - 15 pts, 8 vts
MagonKody: maybe it is 'Bigger on the Inside'
can's could be Tardis blue - 1 pt
BC_Goldman: Bobby only /thinks/ he can tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke - 2 pts
Yarkozir: Pepsi is better my ass. I bet they won't even notice the difference. - 5 pts
snarl: Florida Man inadvertantly destroys the Cloaca/Dyspepsi Wars cease-fire with dumb-ass antic. - 8 pts
theMalcolite: Cola Wars Saboteur Corps at work  - 6 pts, 4 vts
Mister Theft: "I hear Hell just got a new circle. An odd one, too." - 10 pts
Graelk: You put de coke in de pepsicup, you drank 'em bot' up - 3 pts

	2								1		3		6
													0
				1	2		3	2	2	3	2		15
					1								1
3	1	3	2			3		1		1	1		15
			1										1
							2						2
			3							2			5
2					3	2	1						8
1		1		3		1							6
	3	2		2					3				10
								3					3

Pokefam Master: He's eating the literal best chicken in the world, but only buys me FRIES? - 0 pts

Vitellozzo: "damn, I forgot how to spell celiac" in Japanese!" - 7 pts, 3 vts, 1 3

tomato toast: "She heard me order water, why did she give me iced tea?" - 3 pts

Yarkozir: Geez he is already 30 minutes late, and I'm almost done with my meal already! I bet if I ate his he wouldn't stand me up again, all he cares about is food! - 1 pt
Spazmodic: girl: "this doesn't look like an extra-greasy slider to me..." manager: "ma'am, this is a jollibee" - 13 pts

Khlaharah:  "I have no more borger...gimme yours, onii-chan!" - 8 pts
Thunderoff: Anime girl in real life, the reverse isekai. - 6 pts

Mikeim520: When your order gets messed up - 7 pts, 3 vts, 2 3's
snarl: "Mirai seemed a bit disappointed in both my choice for our lunch date and that I didn't look at all like my Tindr profile pic - 10 pts

JebusHasTouchedMe: They didn't tell me to NOT eat the wrapper, too! - 7 pts, 4 vts

MystroMan: S-Senpai! Do you not like your chicken? I thought you explicitly said you wanted cock... - 4 pts

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		2		3						2			7
								2	1				3
					1								1
1					2	2	3	3	2				13
2	1			2					3				8
			2	1						3			6
	3		3			1							7
		3	1			3	2			1			10
3	2	1					1						7
					3			1					4

 

Lmao BOOMER: You said its impossible to dig in water? Think again! - 1 pt
theMalcolite: And that is how you mine for fishs - 15 pts
disco_1_: "Day 76: The search continues for the frog on the log in the hole at the bottom of the sea. - 14 pts
scudunculus: His boss had been in foul mood that day at the office, but the foreman knew better than to question his instructions, epescially when part of it was "I don't care how much it costs!". And so they had, in fact, gotten to the bottom of the problem. - 8 pts, 3 vts
guissmo: "That's technically underwater, right: - 3 pts, 2 vts
Gawea: In retrospect, Charles wondered if there wasn't a better way to find his lost fishing lure. - 6 pts
beaujibby: i think we built the pool inside out - 8 pts, 4 vts
fredg1: Looking at the state of our planet and inspiring themselves from the 20s' Oil Boom, some individuals thought it would be wise to invest into "water mining" - 0 pts
aaasssac: hole - 2 pts
IpIkak the InebrIated: The Cassons go rolling along.
spryPyRO: 🎵There's a hole. There's a hole. There's a in the bottom of the sea.🎵 - 3 pts, 1 vt

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3			3		2	3	2	1	1				15
	3		1	2	3	1		2	2				14
	2	3							3				8
1						2							3
	1		2					3					6
2		2			1		3						8
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		1		1									2
				3									3